Good night gift of sorts?
A colleague/friend invited me to a private kindergarten to join her English lesson, and well. I don't think I've ever been more molested/groped/tackled in my life. More on that tomorrow morning, but before I go to bed:
Shiyagare #4 - Yama pair (of pix & desktops)
Sho: Right after filming ended, I took a picture with my cellphone. Of Foolish Feudal Lord Ohno and myself. Now, Foolish Feudal Lord Ohno is on my computer desktop at home.
Ohno: Really? [big smile]
Shiyagare #5 - Ohmiya (Nino's complaint)
Nino: It's been 13 to 14 years since I joined Johnny's Jimusho, but I've never once had a meal with this person. [gestures to Ohno]
Audience: What!?
Nino: People always say we seem very close...
Sho: But you are!
Guest: That's the feel you give off, right?
Nino: That's right.
Sho: Like their positions in this set-up.
Nino: I've never once had a meal with him!
Guest: Why's that?
Nino: I've asked him out about a million times, but...
Guest: He declines every single one?
Nino: Every time.
Guest: Why do you decline, Ohno-kun?
Nino: What was the reason you gave? It was something like, since we've come this far--
Ohno: Yeah, yeah.
Nino: --I might as well keep declining. I don't really get it.
Guest: You have this obligation to not go.
Ohno: Well, ten years have passed, and since I haven't gone out with him at all these past ten years, I thought it'd be funny if I keep up this record.
Nino: Yep. He'll definitely refuse.
Guest: Not once?
Nino: Not once!
Ohno: With Nino, anyway.
Guest: With Nino? Wait, what would you do if Ohno-kun invited you out?
Nino: If he invited me, I'll go for sure! I mean, I've asked him out a million times!
Guest: That's true.
Sho: It's like, "FINALLY."
[They talk about the Ginza bar incident, where Ohno left Aiba at the bar without paying the bill. XD]
Ohno: I felt bad about it, so I figured the two of us could go again when we have time to settle down.
Aiba: (overlap) That we could go again.
Guest: But you haven't gone after that incident?
Aiba: Nope! Not after that incident.
Nino: I don't even get a promise to go drinking.
Shiyagare #6 -- Yama pair (flirting)
The setting is that the comedians, Black Mayonnaise, had taught the boys that girls like men over their thirties to fight a little, because apparently fighting is a sign of close friendship. So they select Ohno and Sho to demonstrate a fighting scene.
Take #1:
Sho: I watched Kaibutsu-kun.
Ohno: Oh really?
Sho: Your arms stretch like rubber. Was that difficult?
Ohno: That was done by CG.
Sho: Ah, I see.
Ohno: I can only go this far.
Sho: In reality, right?
Ohno: In reality. 'cause I can't stretch like that.
Sho: Of course not! There's no way you can stretch that far!
BM: Why are you having fun over there!? What do you think you're doing? Why the hell are you flirting with each other!?
Take #2 (Any talk about Kaibutsu-kun has been banned):
Sho: Listen... for the concert we had two years ago... you came up with the choreography on your own, right?
Ohno: Uh huh.
Sho: Everything?
Ohno: Yeah.
Sho: The choreography for your solo?
Ohno: Yeah.
Sho: That was awesome...
Ohno: Really? Really??
Sho: You made the choreography for the backdancers too, didn't you?
Ohno: I did, I did.
Sho: I could never do that.
Ohno: Really? Is it okay for me to work on those aspects?
Sho: I love that you do!
Ohno: Ah, I'm watching you on the news.
Sho: Seriously? Thanks.
Ohno: You're amazing. I could never be as proper as you.
BM: YOU GUYS ARE SO DUMB. What are you doing!?
Sho: But you said to say whatever came to mind...
BM: I didn't ask you to heap praises on each other!
Shiyagare #4 - Yama pair (of pix & desktops)
Sho: Right after filming ended, I took a picture with my cellphone. Of Foolish Feudal Lord Ohno and myself. Now, Foolish Feudal Lord Ohno is on my computer desktop at home.
Ohno: Really? [big smile]
Shiyagare #5 - Ohmiya (Nino's complaint)
Nino: It's been 13 to 14 years since I joined Johnny's Jimusho, but I've never once had a meal with this person. [gestures to Ohno]
Audience: What!?
Nino: People always say we seem very close...
Sho: But you are!
Guest: That's the feel you give off, right?
Nino: That's right.
Sho: Like their positions in this set-up.
Nino: I've never once had a meal with him!
Guest: Why's that?
Nino: I've asked him out about a million times, but...
Guest: He declines every single one?
Nino: Every time.
Guest: Why do you decline, Ohno-kun?
Nino: What was the reason you gave? It was something like, since we've come this far--
Ohno: Yeah, yeah.
Nino: --I might as well keep declining. I don't really get it.
Guest: You have this obligation to not go.
Ohno: Well, ten years have passed, and since I haven't gone out with him at all these past ten years, I thought it'd be funny if I keep up this record.
Nino: Yep. He'll definitely refuse.
Guest: Not once?
Nino: Not once!
Ohno: With Nino, anyway.
Guest: With Nino? Wait, what would you do if Ohno-kun invited you out?
Nino: If he invited me, I'll go for sure! I mean, I've asked him out a million times!
Guest: That's true.
Sho: It's like, "FINALLY."
[They talk about the Ginza bar incident, where Ohno left Aiba at the bar without paying the bill. XD]
Ohno: I felt bad about it, so I figured the two of us could go again when we have time to settle down.
Aiba: (overlap) That we could go again.
Guest: But you haven't gone after that incident?
Aiba: Nope! Not after that incident.
Nino: I don't even get a promise to go drinking.
Shiyagare #6 -- Yama pair (flirting)
The setting is that the comedians, Black Mayonnaise, had taught the boys that girls like men over their thirties to fight a little, because apparently fighting is a sign of close friendship. So they select Ohno and Sho to demonstrate a fighting scene.
Take #1:
Sho: I watched Kaibutsu-kun.
Ohno: Oh really?
Sho: Your arms stretch like rubber. Was that difficult?
Ohno: That was done by CG.
Sho: Ah, I see.
Ohno: I can only go this far.
Sho: In reality, right?
Ohno: In reality. 'cause I can't stretch like that.
Sho: Of course not! There's no way you can stretch that far!
BM: Why are you having fun over there!? What do you think you're doing? Why the hell are you flirting with each other!?
Take #2 (Any talk about Kaibutsu-kun has been banned):
Sho: Listen... for the concert we had two years ago... you came up with the choreography on your own, right?
Ohno: Uh huh.
Sho: Everything?
Ohno: Yeah.
Sho: The choreography for your solo?
Ohno: Yeah.
Sho: That was awesome...
Ohno: Really? Really??
Sho: You made the choreography for the backdancers too, didn't you?
Ohno: I did, I did.
Sho: I could never do that.
Ohno: Really? Is it okay for me to work on those aspects?
Sho: I love that you do!
Ohno: Ah, I'm watching you on the news.
Sho: Seriously? Thanks.
Ohno: You're amazing. I could never be as proper as you.
BM: YOU GUYS ARE SO DUMB. What are you doing!?
Sho: But you said to say whatever came to mind...
BM: I didn't ask you to heap praises on each other!