Monster Making Of
Oh my god, Arashi's Monster Making Of PV is beautiful. I can't stop laughing at Aiba and there's tons of Ohmiya playing around with each other as;lkjffff.
Aiba: Big catch big catch! Big catch!!
Aiba: [shows camera a bunch of his frilly skirt]
Aiba: I caught tons of seaweed! I caught seaweed!
Sho: Could you stop filming, please? This is um...
Aiba: I caught lots of seaweed. Let's make seaweed dishes tonight~!
Staff: Just two mistakes. Two in the first half. For the second half...
Sho: So close!
Aiba: Almost there!! (*note: "Oshii" (Close) in Japanese sounds like "Wo shi" (I am) ... to Aiba. XD)
Staff: For the second half... we haven't checked the second...
Aiba: XIANG YE YA JI. (*his name in Chinese)
All: LOL
Staff: What does that mean?
Sho: "I'm Aiba Masaki" in Chinese.
Sho: Hey, Seaweed, it's your turn.
Aiba: I'm not a seaweed!
Sho: [almost mouths the last "Monster" line]
Sho: I'm sorry, Aiba-san! Oh man... I'm really sorry. You warned me so many times, too.
Aiba: [jumps at Sho with his frilly skirt] Seaweed bomb!!
Sho: LOL
Jun: I won't make that mistake.
Jun: [mouths "Mon--"]
Jun: ...
Sho: Guess it's instinctive.
Aiba: But he swallowed it just in time.
Sho: Yeah. Trust him to do it right.
Sho: Aiba-san, please say something to the camera.
Aiba: Okay, I'll do it in Chinese.
Aiba: Hoi!
Aiba: ... not "Hoi". What's "Hoi"? What the hell is "Hoi"? I can't do this!
Arashi: [monitor check]
Ohno: Kimi no sakebi de~
Sho: He's here!
Jun: Kaibutsu-kun~!
Sho: Woo!!!
Aiba: Squee! Squeee!
Nino: [looks at Ohno]
Ohno: [blank]
Sho: Okay. Aiba Masaki-san has a few words to share.
Aiba: Can I do it in Chinese? I'm good at it!
Sho: Oh really?
Aiba: Yes! Sorry! "I'm Lang's Xiang Ye Ya Ji. Heng long..."
Aiba:
Aiba: AIYAAA.
Nino: You better not say "aiya" on that day! Don't you dare say "aiya"!
Aiba: 8D
Staff: For the last part, we would like to shoot the five of you singing together.
Sho: [gets up to go] Yay! Yay yay!!
Staff: Please give us a moment first...
Sho: [... goes back to his seat]
Nino: I would like Ohno-san...
Aiba: Yep.
Nino: ... to give us a speech.
Sho: Please do.
Aiba: Please do.
Ohno: I will convey the message to work hard.
Sho: Ooh. In Japanese?
Ohno: Huh?
Sho: In Japanese?
Ohno: No. In Thai.
Sho: Whoa. Thai.
Jun: You can speak the language, huh.
Ohno: Khab kum kab. Payayan-yan. (*note: The first phrase means "thank you". The second is nonsense. XD)
Sho: You're just going, "Payayan."
Arashi: [singing]
Aiba: Okay, everyone!
Aiba: "Yoa--" (dawn)
Sho: It's "asa" (morning)!
Aiba: :D;;
Sho: Mister Conductor!
Aiba: Big catch big catch! Big catch!!
Aiba: [shows camera a bunch of his frilly skirt]
Aiba: I caught tons of seaweed! I caught seaweed!
Sho: Could you stop filming, please? This is um...
Aiba: I caught lots of seaweed. Let's make seaweed dishes tonight~!
Staff: Just two mistakes. Two in the first half. For the second half...
Sho: So close!
Aiba: Almost there!! (*note: "Oshii" (Close) in Japanese sounds like "Wo shi" (I am) ... to Aiba. XD)
Staff: For the second half... we haven't checked the second...
Aiba: XIANG YE YA JI. (*his name in Chinese)
All: LOL
Staff: What does that mean?
Sho: "I'm Aiba Masaki" in Chinese.
Sho: Hey, Seaweed, it's your turn.
Aiba: I'm not a seaweed!
Sho: [almost mouths the last "Monster" line]
Sho: I'm sorry, Aiba-san! Oh man... I'm really sorry. You warned me so many times, too.
Aiba: [jumps at Sho with his frilly skirt] Seaweed bomb!!
Sho: LOL
Jun: I won't make that mistake.
Jun: [mouths "Mon--"]
Jun: ...
Sho: Guess it's instinctive.
Aiba: But he swallowed it just in time.
Sho: Yeah. Trust him to do it right.
Sho: Aiba-san, please say something to the camera.
Aiba: Okay, I'll do it in Chinese.
Aiba: Hoi!
Aiba: ... not "Hoi". What's "Hoi"? What the hell is "Hoi"? I can't do this!
Arashi: [monitor check]
Ohno: Kimi no sakebi de~
Sho: He's here!
Jun: Kaibutsu-kun~!
Sho: Woo!!!
Aiba: Squee! Squeee!
Nino: [looks at Ohno]
Ohno: [blank]
Sho: Okay. Aiba Masaki-san has a few words to share.
Aiba: Can I do it in Chinese? I'm good at it!
Sho: Oh really?
Aiba: Yes! Sorry! "I'm Lang's Xiang Ye Ya Ji. Heng long..."
Aiba:
Aiba: AIYAAA.
Nino: You better not say "aiya" on that day! Don't you dare say "aiya"!
Aiba: 8D
Staff: For the last part, we would like to shoot the five of you singing together.
Sho: [gets up to go] Yay! Yay yay!!
Staff: Please give us a moment first...
Sho: [... goes back to his seat]
Nino: I would like Ohno-san...
Aiba: Yep.
Nino: ... to give us a speech.
Sho: Please do.
Aiba: Please do.
Ohno: I will convey the message to work hard.
Sho: Ooh. In Japanese?
Ohno: Huh?
Sho: In Japanese?
Ohno: No. In Thai.
Sho: Whoa. Thai.
Jun: You can speak the language, huh.
Ohno: Khab kum kab. Payayan-yan. (*note: The first phrase means "thank you". The second is nonsense. XD)
Sho: You're just going, "Payayan."
Arashi: [singing]
Aiba: Okay, everyone!
Aiba: "Yoa--" (dawn)
Sho: It's "asa" (morning)!
Aiba: :D;;
Sho: Mister Conductor!