Home, home on the raaange
I'm home! /o/ Thank you for all the well wishes, everyone. I hope you all had a lovely Lunar New Year?
So, my impressions of Korea, before I post pictures:
-Lots of kimuchi. Lots of vegetables. Too healthy. >:
-Korean BBQ is still one of the most awesome foods ever.
-On average, Korean men are taller than Japanese men. But I feel like I can find a good-looking Japanese man more easily than a Korean one. *l-lol* As Nat said, CROSS BREED.
-Korean women need to eat a sammich. Fast.
-Lovely ski resorts.
-Korea has Cartoon Network! /o/
-I watched two episodes of Boys Over Flowers without understanding a single word. Fun times!
-I also watched an episode of Korean-dubbed Jyuken Sentai Gekiranger. Was like, OMG KOREAN POWER RANGERS then, whoa wait is that Kandou Jan? Don't ask me how the dubbing was, 'cause I don't know Korean. |D
-Strong Baby played on TV and from the stereos of some coffee shops.
OKAY, I think I've caught up with Mei-chan no Shitsuji and all that (IZU/KIBA PEOPLE, WHERE IS THE FIC *cough*) but uh, is there anything else I might have missed?
Meanwhile:
Jun: Excuse me! Um... we usually have a platform to stand on in the back here, but...
[We forgot the platforms]
Jun: Tonight, we don't have platforms.
Sho: Ohno-san, you look really tiny.
Ohno: Um... I'm barely making the top here...
Satou: I'm still a baseball batter... baseball idiot...
Sho: Baseball batter, you said.
Satou: Leave it alone, okay!!
My mom thinks Satou is very cute. I agree. *____*
Sho: Matsumoto-kun, what are your impressions of him?
Jun: My image of Ryuuta-kun is that he always stays in the kitchen, to cook, to practice how to sprinkle salt...
Ogu: He's serious.
Jun: He's a very serious person, with his head always in the role he plays...
Sho: You just didn't have any friends there, right?
Satou: You talk too much. You talk too much!
Sho: I was about 18 when we did Kisarazu Cat's Eye together, so we went out drinking and stuff, but, up till 12 midnight, this guy's tension is really high. But the minute it hits midnight, he gets really sleepy.
Ogu: That's like a child.
Sho: That's why we call him Kisarazu's Cinderella Boy. Once it crosses midnight, he can't function anymore.
Satou: No, no, no. Lately, I can function even after it crosses midnight.
Sho: Seriously?
Satou: Seriously.
Sho: What time can you function until?
Satou: About 12:30am.
Jun: 30 minutes.
[It has lengthened by 30 minutes]
I'm pretty damn sure this is the moment when Nino notices Ohno's open zipper. Unless he's just looking for the hell of it, which I would totally believe, because it's Nino.
Ohno: This is the universe's spiciest miso ramen.
Aiba: What do they make it spicy with?
Ohno: Habanero.
Satou: Ohhh, I see!
Ogu: What, they use habanero in the noodles?
Ohno: This time, it's a spice level of 10.
Satou: 10.
Ohno: It's a spice level of 10. Meanwhile, the Spicy King tried the one with a spice level of 20 five times, and failed all five.
[Spicy King sank too]
Satou: Seriously!?
Nino: The Spicy King said...
Ohno: "I've never had anything this spicy before."
So close, Ohmiya. ♥ If you pay close attention, you'll notice that at some points, Nino reads the cue cards for Ohno, probably because his hubby is eating at the time. How adorable is that?
Sho: What about the numbness?
Satou: I don't feel it yet.
Sho: Then you won't feel it anymore!
Ogu: Say... is your tongue too dense to feel it?
Satou: No, it's not. Ah!!
Nino: Are you feeling it?
Satou: I really feel the Japanese peppers.
Ogu: The Japanese peppers are the ones that cause numbness.
No caps, but feel the Satou cuteness. :)
Jun: Ah! Wait a minute. What is this?
Ogu: I thought they'd make it more numb...
Satou: It's like that at first. But it'll stand out quietly soon. It'll come later.
[The seed of a Japanese pepper]
Jun: This is it, right?
Ogu: That's Japanese pepper.
Satou: Japanese pepper seed.
Jun: This really numbs you. [throws it in Aiba's bowl]
Ogu: But this is tasty, huh!
Jun: Ahhh, this is amazing.
Aiba: Man, I'm really getting numb! When he put that in, I got way more numb than I expected!
Jun: [throws another one]
Aiba: It changes completely with just a bit added in!
Sho: It's stimulating.
Aiba: Ahhhh, a new sensation!!
Jun: This really is a new sensation, I can't take it.
Aiba: What is this, what the hell is this!?
Oh Jun, you are such a child. You have to love Aiba for not saying a word.
Satou: It's... it's spicy! Ahh. AHHHH.
Sho: It's that spicy?
Ogu: This is habanero, you know!
Satou: AHH~ IT'S SPICY.
Nino: Uwa, what a pity, it was his chance to become the Spicy King...
Satou: It really is spicy, you know.
Sho: [REACTS]
Satou: That was fast.
Nino: That was a little fast, that one was kind of fast!
Ohno: That was fast!
Sho: Oh, this is crazy, the Spicy King does serious business!
Jun: The Spicy King had one that's twice the level, didn't he?
Sho: Wah, this is spicy!!
Ogu: I'm telling you, it's habanero, so even if you call it the spiciest...
No caps for these, because I went NUTS with the next one...
Ohno: [REACTS LIKE A KICKED PUPPY]
Jun: Huh? Leader can't take it either?
Nino: It's spicy even for Leader. Isn't it?
Ohno: It's spicy... :(
I WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME AND FEED HIM SCRAPS UNDER MY BED. ;o;
Aiba: Hey, does the feeling from the Japanese peppers disappear?
Sho: This totally isn't about the peppers! My eyes can't open anymore...
Nino: His eyes can't open...
Ogu: You don't want to try that much, do you!
Nino: He said his eyes can't open!! You can't move on if you try it!
Sho: It's spicy...
Nino: I don't think Aiba-san can take it...
Aiba: [CHOKE]
Jun: [SMACK]
Nino: It's spicy for you, isn't it! Geez, you're such a nuisance! You're a nuisance for this restaurant!
Aiba: Ah, it hurts, it hurts! My mouth hurts, my mouth!!
Jun's face reads: my crush is an idiot but I still love him.
Satou: When hot things touch my lips now...
[The inside of his mouth is sensitive!]
Ogu: Ah, I see! Because it's hot, his lips...
Sho: They're sensitive now.
Ogu: Right! Because it's hot...
Satou: Everyone, be careful. Try not to touch your lips with that.
Sho: It's hot!
Satou: It hurts, doesn't it? It tastes great though.
Sho: You have to gently fold it in.
Aiba: Ah, you're right, it's...
Jun: It's hot, it's hot!
Ogu: This calms you down a bit.
Sho: It brings back your composure.
Aiba: [wiping sweat]
[Lots of sweat]
Aiba: I can't get mine back.
Nino's thought process: To tell him about his fly, or no. I suppose I could, but we're on TV. TV's when we should broadcast the most embarrassing things about each other whenever possible. At least he's wearing underwear. Wouldn't it be funny if he wasn't? It'll be like, Ohno-san, your fly's open. Oh, and he's not wearing underwear either, folks uhuhuhu. Man, I wish he wouldn't smack his lips like that when he eats, it makes me want to drag him off set and do dirty, dirty things to him. Did Ogu-san just say something?
Sho: He'll do it for us.
Ohno: Oh! I like this though.
Nino: What's it like?
Ogu: You should eat the cream, the soft cream!
Ohno: You don't have to yell at me like that...
Nino: He's not angry, he's not!
Jun: Ogura-san isn't angry.
Aiba: He's not, he's not.
Jun: He's not that angry.
Nino: He's just asking you try it. What's it like?
Ogu: You're just eating the noodles!
Ohno: Ah, it changes into a dessert.
Ogu: When you eat the cream?
Ohno: Yep.
So many years in show business, and Ohno still can't get a feel of the camera.
Ogu: Does it taste like wafers?
Aiba: Ahh! Yeah! Wafers!
Ogu: So it tastes like wafers, huh.
Aiba: Wafers?
Sho: You don't know what wafers are, do you?
Aiba: Wafers...
Jun: Do you know what wafers are?
Aiba: Eh? Some high-class snack?
Nino: Because it's written in katakana, it sounds high-class.
Ogu: These are wafers.
Aiba: Ohhhh, these are wafers!
Ogu: You were aspiring for Koshien. (*note: Koshien Stadium is where Japanese high school baseball tournaments are held)
Satou: I was, yes.
Ogu: You went there?
Satou: I couldn't make it to Koshien.
Ogu: I see.
Sho: So you couldn't make it after all...
Satou: Hey!!
Sho: a bastard to his friends. XD
Sho: Is there anything you want to do once you're done with your stage play and all that?
Satou: There is! It's um... climbing.
Nino: Why?
Satou: When I first saw that, I wanted to try it. I don't really know what it is, but I felt a calling for it.
Sho: A calling for climbing...
Ogu: It's the one where you grab on rocks and go up like this, right? Sometimes you use a tool to latch it onto the rocks...
Satou: Right.
Ogu: It'll hurt if you fall!
Satou: That's true, plus, I'm bad with heights.
Nino: Then you shouldn't do it, you shouldn't.
Satou: But I want to try it!
Sho: If you can't do climbing, is there anything else you want to do?
Nino: He just rejected your climbing idea.
Satou: If I can't?
Nino: Well, if you don't do climbing...
Satou: Well, if we leave climbing aside then... I want to try camping.
Sho: Ah, that's great, that's great.
Nino: Aiba-san likes camping, don't you?
Aiba: I've never tried camping, but I like it though.
Sho: What do you mean!?
Aiba: I think I'll love it! Um...
Nino: Aiba-san, you've never tried it right?
Aiba: Never. It's the same, like Ryuuta-san. The same way he likes climbing, I feel a calling for camping too.
Satou: You feel a calling, huh!
Aiba: It's the same. But I don't have someone to camp with, and I don't have the tools for it...
Jun: You can just go camping on your own.
Aiba: On my own!?
[A one-person camping trip?]
Ogu: To go camping on your own...
Satou: Isn't it great to camp on your own?
Aiba: No, no, no, that's more like a training camp!
Nino: Let's hear what he likes about it!
Satou: When you do a job like this, you'd feel like you're always being watched, right?
Nino: Ahh, yes.
Satou: That's why I honestly think it's great to be one with nature, to be alone so you can space out and take the time to return to yourself.
Sho: Ahh, I see.
Satou: Except I don't like being alone.
[So you can't do it after all]
Sho: You can't do anything!
Nino: All of this takes a troublesome pattern.
Sho: Do you have a favourite type of girl?
Satou: I like people who are natural.
Ogu: Natural. The type like Nino?
Nino: He's natural too. What I really find natural... is that for the entire time up till now, Leader's zipper has been open.
[Zipper totally open]
Ohno: Oh, it really is...
Nino: I was shocked.
Sho: That really is natural, so natural it's amazing.
Honey, is there a need for you to open your fly? I mean, it's obvious it's open... right?
Ohno: And where were you looking!?
Nino: Sorry!
Aiba: His gaze, right?
Ohno: Right?
Nino: Don't say that. Don't say that on TV.
Ohno: How long have you been staring at it?
Nino: Don't say that on TV, we're on TV, you know.
OHMIYA WHU. ♥
Satou: But all the members in this group are natural, aren't you?
Nino: Yes.
Sho: So you're open to dating any one of us?
Satou: I'm sorry?
Sho: You can date any one of us?
Jun: Eh, I'm sorry. Sakurai-kun, do you like Ryuuta-kun?
Sho: I've always liked him.
Jun: Is that "like" or "love"?
Sho: I can't find an exit out of this.
Satou's face.
Nino. Sweetie. Your husband already zipped his fly up, there's nothing left to see.
... well, all right, there is, but you could be a little less obvious. |D
Satou Ryuuta's stories are hilarious. I can sort of see why Sho gets along so well with him, because they get pissed over the same things. Ah, I'm sorry, Satou doesn't get pissed, no. He feels "out of place", as he keeps stressing. XD
Sho: Which one shall we go with first?
Satou: EH? I can choose!?
Nino: I'm sorry, Satou-san, it'll be great if you can go with the third one first.
Ogu: We won't feel out of place if we go with the top one first!
Satou: That's true. I'll go with the third one then.
Yes Nino, lean more into him.
I mean.
#3 Venue: Family restaurant
Story: Satou went to have a meal with friends. There, he ordered doria. All the orders but his came first. He wanted to eat with his friends, so he asked a waiter if his food was done. The guy said, "Sorry, we burnt it." So, the waiter asked if they could redo it. Satou decided it's best to let them redo it. In the end, the doria only came out after all his friends finished their food. The punchline: it was burnt.
Satou: I was like, what the hell. Makes you feel out of place, doesn't it?
Jun: You were pissed there, weren't you?
Nino: You were pissed.
Satou: No, no, I felt out of place, out of place!
Aiba: You were!
Satou: No, no, I wasn't pissed, I felt out of place!
#2 Venue: Clothes store
Story: Satou went into a small store to buy some clothes. While he was looking through the selections, he heard the noise of a camera clicking. When he looked behind, a salesguy was holding his cellphone up. The guy said, "You're Satou Ryuuta-san, right?" Satou said yes. "For now, I've taken a picture of you on my cellphone."
Ogu: Why did he suddenly pull out his cellphone first of all?
Satou: I know right?? The way he said it really annoyed... ah no, not annoyed, I felt out of place!
Nino: You said annoyed!
Jun: So you were annoyed!
Satou: Out of place!!
Aiba: You're going way beyond that out of place feeling.
Satou: No, no!
Nino: You were totally like, I was really annoyed AH NO OUT OF PLACE.
Story: Anyway, Satou told the guy to erase the picture. The guy then said, "Ah, I didn't get a good shot."
Satou: I wish he would tell a proper lie!
Sho: At that distance, there's no way he couldn't get a shot, huh?
Satou: Right, right.
#1 Venue: Family restaurant
Story: Satou went to a family restaurant that specializes in hamburg steaks with sunny-side-up eggs. He ordered that steak, but when the order came, it was missing the egg. It was just a normal hamburg steak. When Satou looked up at the waiter, the guy said, "Sorry, we didn't have any sunny-side-up eggs."
Sho: [DYING]
Satou: EHH. EHHHHHH. I was like, WAIT A MINUTE. First of all, shouldn't you bring that up when I'm ordering!?
Nino: That's true, he could've come out to tell you that after he confirmed the order in the back.
Satou: Right!
Jun: If they didn't have any, they should've told you.
Satou: They should've!
Nino: Why did they actually make it first?
Satou: Like, what the hell is wrong with them? Why did they use such timing to tell me about it?
Sho: That guy's odd, huh!
Satou: He's odd! For this one, I was really, REALLY... out of place.
Jun: Was that really out of place?
Satou: I felt out of place, really.
Nino: You're definitely pissed!
Satou: No, no, no.
Nino: While you're recalling the scene.
Satou: I was really shocked!
Sho: It really is shocking, huh.
Story: There's more! The waiter said that Satou didn't have to pay. But Satou felt out of place there too, because he was bitter that the waiter didn't seem to feel the weight of his mistake. So he told the waiter that he'll pay, but to please realize his error so it wouldn't happen again.
Satou: I'm sorry, to be honest, I was angry.
Nino: See, see! You weren't out of place!
Satou: I really was pissed, yes.
Satou: Haven't you felt out of place like that too? Well, my definition of out of place, that is.
Nino: Yes, yes.
Ogu's story: When he was at a restaurant, a table full of people noticed his presence. They started whispering. Then, one lady came out from that table and said to Ogu, "Excuse me, I watch you every morning. May I take a photograph with you?" Ogu agreed and allowed her to take a photograph with him. But when the lady returned to her table, she said, "Hey, hey, hey, I took a picture with MINO-SAN."
Nino: Have you had people who keep coming back to look at you? Have you?
Ohno: I have.
Nino: While you're walking down the street, someone would go, "Ah, Ah!" Then they'd run back...
Sho: I have, I have! I have, I have!!
Satou: I totally hear you. People do that, don't they?
Nino: They do, right?
Satou: They'd walk past like this. And, well, they all act like they didn't notice you, right?
Nino: Right, right, right.
Satou: As they'd walk far down and turn back, the minute they go past me, I follow them.
Nino: You'll play with them, you'll play with them!
Satou: 'cause they're not looking back, they don't know. I'd follow them so closely, that when they turn around, I'm this close to them. They'd be all, "UWAAAAHH!"
Sho: I want to try that!
Satou: That's funny.
Nino: If Sho-chan calls you for drinks, will you go?
Satou: First of all, I might not even answer the phone.
Sho: There's a feeling of speed and vigour...
Nino: I see!
Sho: And in 2009 this year, it'll be our 10th anniversary,
Nino: Right, right.
Sho: so I think it's a song with a vigour that will make our 10th anniversary in 2009 a great year for us.
Jun: We've always wanted to be heroes, didn't we?
Aiba: Right?
Nino: We did! We yearned to have special attacks, right?
Sho: We did.
Aiba: We all have different special attacks, don't we?
Jun: We do, we do.
Nino: Of course!
Jun: We have them, you know!
Aiba: Right?
Sho: By the way, what character are you again, Ohno-san?
Ohno: What was I again?
Aiba: Hey!!
Nino: Ohno-san, Ohno-san.
Jun: Ohno-san, Ohno-san. Shall we have you go home first?
Hatori: You know, five characters came out and they all held weapons for fighting, but Ohno-kun's the only one who didn't have one.
Female: Eh, why is that?
Hatori: Seems it was made that way to fit his character.
I give up on the special dragons. My internet fails at catching them eggs. :(
So, my impressions of Korea, before I post pictures:
-Lots of kimuchi. Lots of vegetables. Too healthy. >:
-Korean BBQ is still one of the most awesome foods ever.
-On average, Korean men are taller than Japanese men. But I feel like I can find a good-looking Japanese man more easily than a Korean one. *l-lol* As Nat said, CROSS BREED.
-Korean women need to eat a sammich. Fast.
-Lovely ski resorts.
-Korea has Cartoon Network! /o/
-I watched two episodes of Boys Over Flowers without understanding a single word. Fun times!
-I also watched an episode of Korean-dubbed Jyuken Sentai Gekiranger. Was like, OMG KOREAN POWER RANGERS then, whoa wait is that Kandou Jan? Don't ask me how the dubbing was, 'cause I don't know Korean. |D
-Strong Baby played on TV and from the stereos of some coffee shops.
OKAY, I think I've caught up with Mei-chan no Shitsuji and all that (IZU/KIBA PEOPLE, WHERE IS THE FIC *cough*) but uh, is there anything else I might have missed?
Meanwhile:
Jun: Excuse me! Um... we usually have a platform to stand on in the back here, but...
[We forgot the platforms]
Jun: Tonight, we don't have platforms.
Sho: Ohno-san, you look really tiny.
Ohno: Um... I'm barely making the top here...
Satou: I'm still a baseball batter... baseball idiot...
Sho: Baseball batter, you said.
Satou: Leave it alone, okay!!
My mom thinks Satou is very cute. I agree. *____*
Sho: Matsumoto-kun, what are your impressions of him?
Jun: My image of Ryuuta-kun is that he always stays in the kitchen, to cook, to practice how to sprinkle salt...
Ogu: He's serious.
Jun: He's a very serious person, with his head always in the role he plays...
Sho: You just didn't have any friends there, right?
Satou: You talk too much. You talk too much!
Sho: I was about 18 when we did Kisarazu Cat's Eye together, so we went out drinking and stuff, but, up till 12 midnight, this guy's tension is really high. But the minute it hits midnight, he gets really sleepy.
Ogu: That's like a child.
Sho: That's why we call him Kisarazu's Cinderella Boy. Once it crosses midnight, he can't function anymore.
Satou: No, no, no. Lately, I can function even after it crosses midnight.
Sho: Seriously?
Satou: Seriously.
Sho: What time can you function until?
Satou: About 12:30am.
Jun: 30 minutes.
[It has lengthened by 30 minutes]
I'm pretty damn sure this is the moment when Nino notices Ohno's open zipper. Unless he's just looking for the hell of it, which I would totally believe, because it's Nino.
Ohno: This is the universe's spiciest miso ramen.
Aiba: What do they make it spicy with?
Ohno: Habanero.
Satou: Ohhh, I see!
Ogu: What, they use habanero in the noodles?
Ohno: This time, it's a spice level of 10.
Satou: 10.
Ohno: It's a spice level of 10. Meanwhile, the Spicy King tried the one with a spice level of 20 five times, and failed all five.
[Spicy King sank too]
Satou: Seriously!?
Nino: The Spicy King said...
Ohno: "I've never had anything this spicy before."
So close, Ohmiya. ♥ If you pay close attention, you'll notice that at some points, Nino reads the cue cards for Ohno, probably because his hubby is eating at the time. How adorable is that?
Sho: What about the numbness?
Satou: I don't feel it yet.
Sho: Then you won't feel it anymore!
Ogu: Say... is your tongue too dense to feel it?
Satou: No, it's not. Ah!!
Nino: Are you feeling it?
Satou: I really feel the Japanese peppers.
Ogu: The Japanese peppers are the ones that cause numbness.
No caps, but feel the Satou cuteness. :)
Jun: Ah! Wait a minute. What is this?
Ogu: I thought they'd make it more numb...
Satou: It's like that at first. But it'll stand out quietly soon. It'll come later.
[The seed of a Japanese pepper]
Jun: This is it, right?
Ogu: That's Japanese pepper.
Satou: Japanese pepper seed.
Jun: This really numbs you. [throws it in Aiba's bowl]
Ogu: But this is tasty, huh!
Jun: Ahhh, this is amazing.
Aiba: Man, I'm really getting numb! When he put that in, I got way more numb than I expected!
Jun: [throws another one]
Aiba: It changes completely with just a bit added in!
Sho: It's stimulating.
Aiba: Ahhhh, a new sensation!!
Jun: This really is a new sensation, I can't take it.
Aiba: What is this, what the hell is this!?
Oh Jun, you are such a child. You have to love Aiba for not saying a word.
Satou: It's... it's spicy! Ahh. AHHHH.
Sho: It's that spicy?
Ogu: This is habanero, you know!
Satou: AHH~ IT'S SPICY.
Nino: Uwa, what a pity, it was his chance to become the Spicy King...
Satou: It really is spicy, you know.
Sho: [REACTS]
Satou: That was fast.
Nino: That was a little fast, that one was kind of fast!
Ohno: That was fast!
Sho: Oh, this is crazy, the Spicy King does serious business!
Jun: The Spicy King had one that's twice the level, didn't he?
Sho: Wah, this is spicy!!
Ogu: I'm telling you, it's habanero, so even if you call it the spiciest...
No caps for these, because I went NUTS with the next one...
Ohno: [REACTS LIKE A KICKED PUPPY]
Jun: Huh? Leader can't take it either?
Nino: It's spicy even for Leader. Isn't it?
Ohno: It's spicy... :(
I WANT TO TAKE HIM HOME AND FEED HIM SCRAPS UNDER MY BED. ;o;
Aiba: Hey, does the feeling from the Japanese peppers disappear?
Sho: This totally isn't about the peppers! My eyes can't open anymore...
Nino: His eyes can't open...
Ogu: You don't want to try that much, do you!
Nino: He said his eyes can't open!! You can't move on if you try it!
Sho: It's spicy...
Nino: I don't think Aiba-san can take it...
Aiba: [CHOKE]
Jun: [SMACK]
Nino: It's spicy for you, isn't it! Geez, you're such a nuisance! You're a nuisance for this restaurant!
Aiba: Ah, it hurts, it hurts! My mouth hurts, my mouth!!
Jun's face reads: my crush is an idiot but I still love him.
Satou: When hot things touch my lips now...
[The inside of his mouth is sensitive!]
Ogu: Ah, I see! Because it's hot, his lips...
Sho: They're sensitive now.
Ogu: Right! Because it's hot...
Satou: Everyone, be careful. Try not to touch your lips with that.
Sho: It's hot!
Satou: It hurts, doesn't it? It tastes great though.
Sho: You have to gently fold it in.
Aiba: Ah, you're right, it's...
Jun: It's hot, it's hot!
Ogu: This calms you down a bit.
Sho: It brings back your composure.
Aiba: [wiping sweat]
[Lots of sweat]
Aiba: I can't get mine back.
Nino's thought process: To tell him about his fly, or no. I suppose I could, but we're on TV. TV's when we should broadcast the most embarrassing things about each other whenever possible. At least he's wearing underwear. Wouldn't it be funny if he wasn't? It'll be like, Ohno-san, your fly's open. Oh, and he's not wearing underwear either, folks uhuhuhu. Man, I wish he wouldn't smack his lips like that when he eats, it makes me want to drag him off set and do dirty, dirty things to him. Did Ogu-san just say something?
Sho: He'll do it for us.
Ohno: Oh! I like this though.
Nino: What's it like?
Ogu: You should eat the cream, the soft cream!
Ohno: You don't have to yell at me like that...
Nino: He's not angry, he's not!
Jun: Ogura-san isn't angry.
Aiba: He's not, he's not.
Jun: He's not that angry.
Nino: He's just asking you try it. What's it like?
Ogu: You're just eating the noodles!
Ohno: Ah, it changes into a dessert.
Ogu: When you eat the cream?
Ohno: Yep.
So many years in show business, and Ohno still can't get a feel of the camera.
Ogu: Does it taste like wafers?
Aiba: Ahh! Yeah! Wafers!
Ogu: So it tastes like wafers, huh.
Aiba: Wafers?
Sho: You don't know what wafers are, do you?
Aiba: Wafers...
Jun: Do you know what wafers are?
Aiba: Eh? Some high-class snack?
Nino: Because it's written in katakana, it sounds high-class.
Ogu: These are wafers.
Aiba: Ohhhh, these are wafers!
Ogu: You were aspiring for Koshien. (*note: Koshien Stadium is where Japanese high school baseball tournaments are held)
Satou: I was, yes.
Ogu: You went there?
Satou: I couldn't make it to Koshien.
Ogu: I see.
Sho: So you couldn't make it after all...
Satou: Hey!!
Sho: a bastard to his friends. XD
Sho: Is there anything you want to do once you're done with your stage play and all that?
Satou: There is! It's um... climbing.
Nino: Why?
Satou: When I first saw that, I wanted to try it. I don't really know what it is, but I felt a calling for it.
Sho: A calling for climbing...
Ogu: It's the one where you grab on rocks and go up like this, right? Sometimes you use a tool to latch it onto the rocks...
Satou: Right.
Ogu: It'll hurt if you fall!
Satou: That's true, plus, I'm bad with heights.
Nino: Then you shouldn't do it, you shouldn't.
Satou: But I want to try it!
Sho: If you can't do climbing, is there anything else you want to do?
Nino: He just rejected your climbing idea.
Satou: If I can't?
Nino: Well, if you don't do climbing...
Satou: Well, if we leave climbing aside then... I want to try camping.
Sho: Ah, that's great, that's great.
Nino: Aiba-san likes camping, don't you?
Aiba: I've never tried camping, but I like it though.
Sho: What do you mean!?
Aiba: I think I'll love it! Um...
Nino: Aiba-san, you've never tried it right?
Aiba: Never. It's the same, like Ryuuta-san. The same way he likes climbing, I feel a calling for camping too.
Satou: You feel a calling, huh!
Aiba: It's the same. But I don't have someone to camp with, and I don't have the tools for it...
Jun: You can just go camping on your own.
Aiba: On my own!?
[A one-person camping trip?]
Ogu: To go camping on your own...
Satou: Isn't it great to camp on your own?
Aiba: No, no, no, that's more like a training camp!
Nino: Let's hear what he likes about it!
Satou: When you do a job like this, you'd feel like you're always being watched, right?
Nino: Ahh, yes.
Satou: That's why I honestly think it's great to be one with nature, to be alone so you can space out and take the time to return to yourself.
Sho: Ahh, I see.
Satou: Except I don't like being alone.
[So you can't do it after all]
Sho: You can't do anything!
Nino: All of this takes a troublesome pattern.
Sho: Do you have a favourite type of girl?
Satou: I like people who are natural.
Ogu: Natural. The type like Nino?
Nino: He's natural too. What I really find natural... is that for the entire time up till now, Leader's zipper has been open.
[Zipper totally open]
Ohno: Oh, it really is...
Nino: I was shocked.
Sho: That really is natural, so natural it's amazing.
Honey, is there a need for you to open your fly? I mean, it's obvious it's open... right?
Ohno: And where were you looking!?
Nino: Sorry!
Aiba: His gaze, right?
Ohno: Right?
Nino: Don't say that. Don't say that on TV.
Ohno: How long have you been staring at it?
Nino: Don't say that on TV, we're on TV, you know.
OHMIYA WHU. ♥
Satou: But all the members in this group are natural, aren't you?
Nino: Yes.
Sho: So you're open to dating any one of us?
Satou: I'm sorry?
Sho: You can date any one of us?
Jun: Eh, I'm sorry. Sakurai-kun, do you like Ryuuta-kun?
Sho: I've always liked him.
Jun: Is that "like" or "love"?
Sho: I can't find an exit out of this.
Satou's face.
Nino. Sweetie. Your husband already zipped his fly up, there's nothing left to see.
... well, all right, there is, but you could be a little less obvious. |D
Satou Ryuuta's stories are hilarious. I can sort of see why Sho gets along so well with him, because they get pissed over the same things. Ah, I'm sorry, Satou doesn't get pissed, no. He feels "out of place", as he keeps stressing. XD
Sho: Which one shall we go with first?
Satou: EH? I can choose!?
Nino: I'm sorry, Satou-san, it'll be great if you can go with the third one first.
Ogu: We won't feel out of place if we go with the top one first!
Satou: That's true. I'll go with the third one then.
Yes Nino, lean more into him.
I mean.
#3 Venue: Family restaurant
Story: Satou went to have a meal with friends. There, he ordered doria. All the orders but his came first. He wanted to eat with his friends, so he asked a waiter if his food was done. The guy said, "Sorry, we burnt it." So, the waiter asked if they could redo it. Satou decided it's best to let them redo it. In the end, the doria only came out after all his friends finished their food. The punchline: it was burnt.
Satou: I was like, what the hell. Makes you feel out of place, doesn't it?
Jun: You were pissed there, weren't you?
Nino: You were pissed.
Satou: No, no, I felt out of place, out of place!
Aiba: You were!
Satou: No, no, I wasn't pissed, I felt out of place!
#2 Venue: Clothes store
Story: Satou went into a small store to buy some clothes. While he was looking through the selections, he heard the noise of a camera clicking. When he looked behind, a salesguy was holding his cellphone up. The guy said, "You're Satou Ryuuta-san, right?" Satou said yes. "For now, I've taken a picture of you on my cellphone."
Ogu: Why did he suddenly pull out his cellphone first of all?
Satou: I know right?? The way he said it really annoyed... ah no, not annoyed, I felt out of place!
Nino: You said annoyed!
Jun: So you were annoyed!
Satou: Out of place!!
Aiba: You're going way beyond that out of place feeling.
Satou: No, no!
Nino: You were totally like, I was really annoyed AH NO OUT OF PLACE.
Story: Anyway, Satou told the guy to erase the picture. The guy then said, "Ah, I didn't get a good shot."
Satou: I wish he would tell a proper lie!
Sho: At that distance, there's no way he couldn't get a shot, huh?
Satou: Right, right.
#1 Venue: Family restaurant
Story: Satou went to a family restaurant that specializes in hamburg steaks with sunny-side-up eggs. He ordered that steak, but when the order came, it was missing the egg. It was just a normal hamburg steak. When Satou looked up at the waiter, the guy said, "Sorry, we didn't have any sunny-side-up eggs."
Sho: [DYING]
Satou: EHH. EHHHHHH. I was like, WAIT A MINUTE. First of all, shouldn't you bring that up when I'm ordering!?
Nino: That's true, he could've come out to tell you that after he confirmed the order in the back.
Satou: Right!
Jun: If they didn't have any, they should've told you.
Satou: They should've!
Nino: Why did they actually make it first?
Satou: Like, what the hell is wrong with them? Why did they use such timing to tell me about it?
Sho: That guy's odd, huh!
Satou: He's odd! For this one, I was really, REALLY... out of place.
Jun: Was that really out of place?
Satou: I felt out of place, really.
Nino: You're definitely pissed!
Satou: No, no, no.
Nino: While you're recalling the scene.
Satou: I was really shocked!
Sho: It really is shocking, huh.
Story: There's more! The waiter said that Satou didn't have to pay. But Satou felt out of place there too, because he was bitter that the waiter didn't seem to feel the weight of his mistake. So he told the waiter that he'll pay, but to please realize his error so it wouldn't happen again.
Satou: I'm sorry, to be honest, I was angry.
Nino: See, see! You weren't out of place!
Satou: I really was pissed, yes.
Satou: Haven't you felt out of place like that too? Well, my definition of out of place, that is.
Nino: Yes, yes.
Ogu's story: When he was at a restaurant, a table full of people noticed his presence. They started whispering. Then, one lady came out from that table and said to Ogu, "Excuse me, I watch you every morning. May I take a photograph with you?" Ogu agreed and allowed her to take a photograph with him. But when the lady returned to her table, she said, "Hey, hey, hey, I took a picture with MINO-SAN."
Nino: Have you had people who keep coming back to look at you? Have you?
Ohno: I have.
Nino: While you're walking down the street, someone would go, "Ah, Ah!" Then they'd run back...
Sho: I have, I have! I have, I have!!
Satou: I totally hear you. People do that, don't they?
Nino: They do, right?
Satou: They'd walk past like this. And, well, they all act like they didn't notice you, right?
Nino: Right, right, right.
Satou: As they'd walk far down and turn back, the minute they go past me, I follow them.
Nino: You'll play with them, you'll play with them!
Satou: 'cause they're not looking back, they don't know. I'd follow them so closely, that when they turn around, I'm this close to them. They'd be all, "UWAAAAHH!"
Sho: I want to try that!
Satou: That's funny.
Nino: If Sho-chan calls you for drinks, will you go?
Satou: First of all, I might not even answer the phone.
Sho: There's a feeling of speed and vigour...
Nino: I see!
Sho: And in 2009 this year, it'll be our 10th anniversary,
Nino: Right, right.
Sho: so I think it's a song with a vigour that will make our 10th anniversary in 2009 a great year for us.
Jun: We've always wanted to be heroes, didn't we?
Aiba: Right?
Nino: We did! We yearned to have special attacks, right?
Sho: We did.
Aiba: We all have different special attacks, don't we?
Jun: We do, we do.
Nino: Of course!
Jun: We have them, you know!
Aiba: Right?
Sho: By the way, what character are you again, Ohno-san?
Ohno: What was I again?
Aiba: Hey!!
Nino: Ohno-san, Ohno-san.
Jun: Ohno-san, Ohno-san. Shall we have you go home first?
Hatori: You know, five characters came out and they all held weapons for fighting, but Ohno-kun's the only one who didn't have one.
Female: Eh, why is that?
Hatori: Seems it was made that way to fit his character.
I give up on the special dragons. My internet fails at catching them eggs. :(