Recap!
Second episode of RnK is out!
But meanwhile, I'm starting to get used to Jun's hair! Nino is touching Ohno a lot again! A lot of people are touching Ohno a lot again! Aiba is looking very very pretty lately! Sho is still a darling dork and eating a lot!
Want to go back and have a rerun of older Arashi episodes?
AIBA SAYS GO.
SHUKUDAIKUN 106
Hitomi: If the leader doesn't shape up, the whole group will fall apart.
Jun: It'll fall apart, right?
Sho: Does Ohno-san have a course of action for Arashi?
Ohno: It's all up in the air.
Nino: Like "liberal education", right?
Ohno: Yeah. You aren't bound by anything.
Ohno: We've prepared some very special egg dishes, so...
Nino: What language is that? Japanese?
Ohno: It's been a while.
Nino: He says it's been a while.
Aiba: What is, doing this?
Caption: Been a while since he had food duty
Ohno: It's been a while since I've done this.
Nino: I thought it's been a while since you've spoken or something.
Ohno: Kairuuuku-kuuuui.
Jun: What'd you say, what'd you say?
Nino: He's going to do it one more time!
Sho: You managed to say it, but something was off.
Ohno: This is from the Thai restaurant in Shinjuku, Tokyo, "Picchi-FAAA".
Aiba: You're on a roll today, huh?
Ohno: Yeah, there's lots of katakana in here.
Nino: He's bad at katakana, you see.
Ogu: That chili pepper isn't that hot, is it?
Ohno: It's written here, "Not that hot".
Nino: It's not written there!
Aiba: Why are you lying??
Aiba: Here MatsuJun, try it first.
Jun: WHY ME.
Aiba: He said to try it!
Jun: I said it'd be spicy!!
Ufufufu.
Ohno: Go for it! You were all excited after all.
Nino: Go, go, Sho!
Sho: IT'S SUPER TASTY.
Ohno: alsdk;ff
Aiba: Why are you whispering, voice it out, you can voice it out!
Ogu: Aiba-chaan.
Aiba: Ah, thanks! ... ah, thank you!!
Jun: OI.
Caption: So casual
Aiba: A leader wouldn't sleep during briefings right?
Caption: It can't be!
Jun: The leader would give orders during that time, right?
Hitomi: That's right...
Nino: Something like, "For the concert coming up," the leader would bring stuff up right?
Hitomi: Yes, that's what a leader is. During briefings, you have to listen to the opinions of different people and be objective about it.
Nino: Ours, right, during briefings he definitely...
Aiba: Leader will either be like this, or be eating curry, one of the two.
Caption: Really?
Jun: He'll eat curry or sleep.
Nino: He'll eat curry or sleep.
Ohno: I don't sleep for that. I don't.
Aiba: You don't?
Nino: No. You do. I'm sorry to say.
Jun: Now that you've listened to her words, you don't think you should be more like her?
Ohno: Well, I do think she's cool. But you know, she said that a leader can't say anything if he himself doesn't do things properly. You get that, right? I don't do things properly so I can't say a thing.
Nino: Because you're always so slack. Always so slack. Because you're so slack, you can't say a thing, huh.
Ogu: Has Arashi fought before?
Sho: Till now, we haven't.
Jun: We haven't.
Nino: That guy doesn't even have a rebellious age.
Sho: Aiba-san?
Nino: He asked me what that means once.
Aiba: I just don't get what everyone's rebelling over.
Nino: Right?
Aiba: Let's all be PEACEFUL.
Nino: We have a lot of (bloodtype) As in our group, and he's the only one who's AB. And that's actually pretty obvious, the way most of us are so methodical. Our sitting positions are always fixed.
Jun: It's fixed, huh!
Aiba: It's fixed all right!
Nino: Our sitting positions are definitely fixed! Once we've been to a place two or three times, it's definitely fixed.
Aiba: Now that you mention it, yeah.
Hitomi: So you've never had a moment when you're like, "I would've preferred that spot"?
Sho: In the beginning, I did. I was the only one on a chair.
Ogu: Sho-kun sat on chairs?
Jun: That's right!
Nino: I've always felt bad about it!
Jun: If we recreate the dressing room, when you walk in, there's a sofa about this size right in front of you.
Aiba: Right, right.
Jun: And over here, there's a sofa... a one-person sofa of the same kind over here. So, no matter how you consider it, only four people can fit in there. And over here, are the dressers.
Nino: There's like cup ramen and soup stuff lined up over there.
Jun: There's a hard piano chair over there, so Sho-kun would always drag the chair over, line it up with the sofa and sit on it.
Sho: I didn't like it at first.
Ogu: Wait, no matter where you go, Nino and Leader always sit beside each other anyway, right?
Nino: That's right, along with Aiba-kun. The three of us stick together a lot.
Aiba: Like, following the seating pattern, it's really kind of squishy! Leader would sit over here, right, on these smooth sofas. And MatsuJun will take up a lot of space.
Jun: [cracks up]
Nino: Go there, go there!
Ohno: [plops down riiight next to Aiba]
Aiba: I'm always wondering, isn't it kind of squishy, Leader! See, the one over there uses up a lot.
Sho: And next to them, I sit like this.
HIMITSU 25
Jun: What are we doing today, Leader?
Ohno: Eh!?
Aiba: What are we doing in the studio?
Ohno: For today, right...
Nino: Why are you looking at the cue cards already? Answer on your own!
Sho: [drops bottle after 2 seconds]
Sho: LET ME DO IT AGAIN. ONE MORE TIME PLEASE. MY LIP BALM MAKES IT ALL SLIPPERY.
Sho: [drops bottle after 1 second]
Nino: I just have to grip it, right?
Aiba: Wait, don't cheat, okay!
Nino: I'm not going to use my teeth, idiot! Watch me!
Aiba: Make sure you don't use it!
Aiba: [GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE]
Nino: This guy's making me laugh!!
Aiba: I didn't, I didn't!
Jun: Wait a minute, it feels like I'm going to produce a shocking result.
Jun: [after half a second, bottle drops]
Sho: ENDURE. ENDURE IT.
Ohno: [drops bottle]
Sho: You looked like a grandpa who just lost his false teeth!
If you really need translation:
Ohno's tight ass: SQUEAK.
Girl: [to Aiba] Your legs are a little weak.
Nino: His brain's weak too.
Aiba: SHE DIDN'T GO THAT FAR.
Uh. Nothing to do with the picture. But Aiba socute.
Girl: He's trembling.
Sho's arm: SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
Aiba: Are these muscles for display only!?
Nino: Use your strength, use it!
Nino & Aiba: [gestures for cameraman]
Ohno butt: FILMED.
Ohno: ... [SMACK]
Ohno: Damn you.
All: [CRACK UP]
Sho: You can't take your eyes off--
Camera: MOVES.
Sho: OI!
Jun: You can't take your eyes off these amazing beauties!
Sho: Oi! Here! Here! That's weird isn't it!
Question: When you drive, your character changes vastly.
Ohno: No.
Jun: You'd expect that, you would.
Nino: He doesn't have a driving license! So of course it'd be a no, of course.
Jun: Of course.
Camera: FOCUS ON AIBA.
Aiba: ... what was it again?
Jun: Anything's fine, anything!
Sho: Just say something!
Aiba: AMAZING BEAUTIES.
Aiba: Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Ohno: :D:D:D
HIMITSU 26
Would still jump for sex, A++.
Jun: That time, I was sure it was coming.
Ohno: This is clearly something NHK produced before, isn't it?
More ufufu.
Jun: MONKFISH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH.
Fisherman: Don't put your hand in the mouth, it'll definitely bite down.
Ohno: [making random eheehhhhh noises]
D-Don't mock the poor fish, boys.
... MatsuJun the egg died. But I got MatsuJun the second! And a pretty one I've never seen before. :O
But meanwhile, I'm starting to get used to Jun's hair! Nino is touching Ohno a lot again! A lot of people are touching Ohno a lot again! Aiba is looking very very pretty lately! Sho is still a darling dork and eating a lot!
Want to go back and have a rerun of older Arashi episodes?
AIBA SAYS GO.
SHUKUDAIKUN 106
Hitomi: If the leader doesn't shape up, the whole group will fall apart.
Jun: It'll fall apart, right?
Sho: Does Ohno-san have a course of action for Arashi?
Ohno: It's all up in the air.
Nino: Like "liberal education", right?
Ohno: Yeah. You aren't bound by anything.
Ohno: We've prepared some very special egg dishes, so...
Nino: What language is that? Japanese?
Ohno: It's been a while.
Nino: He says it's been a while.
Aiba: What is, doing this?
Caption: Been a while since he had food duty
Ohno: It's been a while since I've done this.
Nino: I thought it's been a while since you've spoken or something.
Ohno: Kairuuuku-kuuuui.
Jun: What'd you say, what'd you say?
Nino: He's going to do it one more time!
Sho: You managed to say it, but something was off.
Ohno: This is from the Thai restaurant in Shinjuku, Tokyo, "Picchi-FAAA".
Aiba: You're on a roll today, huh?
Ohno: Yeah, there's lots of katakana in here.
Nino: He's bad at katakana, you see.
Ogu: That chili pepper isn't that hot, is it?
Ohno: It's written here, "Not that hot".
Nino: It's not written there!
Aiba: Why are you lying??
Aiba: Here MatsuJun, try it first.
Jun: WHY ME.
Aiba: He said to try it!
Jun: I said it'd be spicy!!
Ufufufu.
Ohno: Go for it! You were all excited after all.
Nino: Go, go, Sho!
Sho: IT'S SUPER TASTY.
Ohno: alsdk;ff
Aiba: Why are you whispering, voice it out, you can voice it out!
Ogu: Aiba-chaan.
Aiba: Ah, thanks! ... ah, thank you!!
Jun: OI.
Caption: So casual
Aiba: A leader wouldn't sleep during briefings right?
Caption: It can't be!
Jun: The leader would give orders during that time, right?
Hitomi: That's right...
Nino: Something like, "For the concert coming up," the leader would bring stuff up right?
Hitomi: Yes, that's what a leader is. During briefings, you have to listen to the opinions of different people and be objective about it.
Nino: Ours, right, during briefings he definitely...
Aiba: Leader will either be like this, or be eating curry, one of the two.
Caption: Really?
Jun: He'll eat curry or sleep.
Nino: He'll eat curry or sleep.
Ohno: I don't sleep for that. I don't.
Aiba: You don't?
Nino: No. You do. I'm sorry to say.
Jun: Now that you've listened to her words, you don't think you should be more like her?
Ohno: Well, I do think she's cool. But you know, she said that a leader can't say anything if he himself doesn't do things properly. You get that, right? I don't do things properly so I can't say a thing.
Nino: Because you're always so slack. Always so slack. Because you're so slack, you can't say a thing, huh.
Ogu: Has Arashi fought before?
Sho: Till now, we haven't.
Jun: We haven't.
Nino: That guy doesn't even have a rebellious age.
Sho: Aiba-san?
Nino: He asked me what that means once.
Aiba: I just don't get what everyone's rebelling over.
Nino: Right?
Aiba: Let's all be PEACEFUL.
Nino: We have a lot of (bloodtype) As in our group, and he's the only one who's AB. And that's actually pretty obvious, the way most of us are so methodical. Our sitting positions are always fixed.
Jun: It's fixed, huh!
Aiba: It's fixed all right!
Nino: Our sitting positions are definitely fixed! Once we've been to a place two or three times, it's definitely fixed.
Aiba: Now that you mention it, yeah.
Hitomi: So you've never had a moment when you're like, "I would've preferred that spot"?
Sho: In the beginning, I did. I was the only one on a chair.
Ogu: Sho-kun sat on chairs?
Jun: That's right!
Nino: I've always felt bad about it!
Jun: If we recreate the dressing room, when you walk in, there's a sofa about this size right in front of you.
Aiba: Right, right.
Jun: And over here, there's a sofa... a one-person sofa of the same kind over here. So, no matter how you consider it, only four people can fit in there. And over here, are the dressers.
Nino: There's like cup ramen and soup stuff lined up over there.
Jun: There's a hard piano chair over there, so Sho-kun would always drag the chair over, line it up with the sofa and sit on it.
Sho: I didn't like it at first.
Ogu: Wait, no matter where you go, Nino and Leader always sit beside each other anyway, right?
Nino: That's right, along with Aiba-kun. The three of us stick together a lot.
Aiba: Like, following the seating pattern, it's really kind of squishy! Leader would sit over here, right, on these smooth sofas. And MatsuJun will take up a lot of space.
Jun: [cracks up]
Nino: Go there, go there!
Ohno: [plops down riiight next to Aiba]
Aiba: I'm always wondering, isn't it kind of squishy, Leader! See, the one over there uses up a lot.
Sho: And next to them, I sit like this.
HIMITSU 25
Jun: What are we doing today, Leader?
Ohno: Eh!?
Aiba: What are we doing in the studio?
Ohno: For today, right...
Nino: Why are you looking at the cue cards already? Answer on your own!
Sho: [drops bottle after 2 seconds]
Sho: LET ME DO IT AGAIN. ONE MORE TIME PLEASE. MY LIP BALM MAKES IT ALL SLIPPERY.
Sho: [drops bottle after 1 second]
Nino: I just have to grip it, right?
Aiba: Wait, don't cheat, okay!
Nino: I'm not going to use my teeth, idiot! Watch me!
Aiba: Make sure you don't use it!
Aiba: [GIGGLE GIGGLE GIGGLE]
Nino: This guy's making me laugh!!
Aiba: I didn't, I didn't!
Jun: Wait a minute, it feels like I'm going to produce a shocking result.
Jun: [after half a second, bottle drops]
Sho: ENDURE. ENDURE IT.
Ohno: [drops bottle]
Sho: You looked like a grandpa who just lost his false teeth!
If you really need translation:
Ohno's tight ass: SQUEAK.
Girl: [to Aiba] Your legs are a little weak.
Nino: His brain's weak too.
Aiba: SHE DIDN'T GO THAT FAR.
Uh. Nothing to do with the picture. But Aiba socute.
Girl: He's trembling.
Sho's arm: SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE
Aiba: Are these muscles for display only!?
Nino: Use your strength, use it!
Nino & Aiba: [gestures for cameraman]
Ohno butt: FILMED.
Ohno: ... [SMACK]
Ohno: Damn you.
All: [CRACK UP]
Sho: You can't take your eyes off--
Camera: MOVES.
Sho: OI!
Jun: You can't take your eyes off these amazing beauties!
Sho: Oi! Here! Here! That's weird isn't it!
Question: When you drive, your character changes vastly.
Ohno: No.
Jun: You'd expect that, you would.
Nino: He doesn't have a driving license! So of course it'd be a no, of course.
Jun: Of course.
Camera: FOCUS ON AIBA.
Aiba: ... what was it again?
Jun: Anything's fine, anything!
Sho: Just say something!
Aiba: AMAZING BEAUTIES.
Aiba: Sorry, I'm so sorry.
Ohno: :D:D:D
HIMITSU 26
Would still jump for sex, A++.
Jun: That time, I was sure it was coming.
Ohno: This is clearly something NHK produced before, isn't it?
More ufufu.
Jun: MONKFISH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH.
Fisherman: Don't put your hand in the mouth, it'll definitely bite down.
Ohno: [making random eheehhhhh noises]
D-Don't mock the poor fish, boys.
... MatsuJun the egg died. But I got MatsuJun the second! And a pretty one I've never seen before. :O