HOLY CRAP!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!? Whoever wrote this needs to retract it immediatly and die so Tolkien can beat them up (we was in WWII so he does know how to fight)!
http://www.jennielyn.com/lookingglass/thismortaljoy.html I mean woah. . . . total bs