Matrimonial for very slightly ugly 42/M/Kshatriya dacoit

[aaj_veeru]

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Koun karega byah isse

[swargiy_jai]

Din raat jiske muh me Khaini bhari ho, aise aadmi koun bahli ladki shadi karegi,
Veeru praji, ahi kuch din ispe najar rakhte hain phir dekhate hain ki yeh loundha shadi ke layak hain ke nahin.

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[aaj_veeru]

Hmm.. you are right. Maybe we should relax the criterion of "bhali ladki" and look for someone like Rekha from "Mukaddar ka Sikandar" or "Umrao Jaan". Kya kahte ho gabbar

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[shahar_ka_lion]

Monaa daalling has been troubling me - she keeps saying she wants marriage. Since she has not specified a groom and seems to be attracted to suave-criminal types, I think we have a match made in heaven for gabbar. The only thing is he will have to start smoking pipes and cigars. And for God's sake, please ask him to shave and wear some decently huge sunglasses.

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[gabbar]

Mona darling chalegee. I hope she give sona in daheej. Mona ke saath sona will be good :-)
Waise does she cook wild boar? I am confident of her dancing skills.

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[aaj_veeru]

Wild boar? Are you also Obelix besides being Gabbar? Is this some kind of Clark-Kent-cum-Superman or Jekyll-and-Hyde type of deal?

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[lalit]

did u forget his line 'suwar ke bachchon' i think that suggests that gabbar must be likin the 'eh' flesh of wild boar

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[gabbar]

Are u forgetting "Mehbooba"? I think u focussed too much on Helen. There was wild boar cooking in the background. taangewali, iska nazar theek nahin hain

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[aaj_veeru]

Oh right... In that scene, I was focusing on my mission. In handsfreethakur's own words, "Loha garam hai, maar do hathoda".

NO, NO, NO, by THAT, I mean "capture Gabbar" NOT "capture Helen".

But yes, I missed the wild boar entirely

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[lalit]

i doubt whether u get wild boar in and arnd the chambal ki ghati.. all had been killed by the previous dakus, the likes of phoolan devi, dilawar singh etc. to get wild boar u have to come to jingles in western ghats or the eastern ghats

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[tangewaali]

u swine, mona behan served ur purposes for a longer time and u give her this 'sila' ... she was beside and sometimes behind u in all times of life ... and now u treat her in such a cruel way by putting her in the mouth of that piggy dragon, gabbar... u r even more cruel than other villians i have ever met...shame on u

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[shahar_ka_lion]

O tangewaali bahen, aren't you doing the same with your Mausi in another thread? Lagta hai gabbar is becoming hot property - we have Mausiji and Mona in competition for him. He is actually not a bad fellow, dil ka bahut hi accha and very refined type of dacoit he is. Everything swargiy_jai said about your aaj_veeru in the proposal for you also applies to gabbar - bahut hee accha aur nek ladka hai.

he he he

[tangewaali]

lion dear, ur memory is very weak, "technically" its in the same thread :p

and, come on there is a lot of diff bw mona and mausi .. maine ab tak ke zindagi ke 18 saal mausi ke saath rahi hoon, since the day i was born,,,i know how crooked she is from within though she does a lot of drama from outside

kahan mona aur kahan mausi, bole to kahan raja bhoj aur kahan gangu teli, mujh jaisi kitni pabitra naari hain mona behan jisne ek tujh jaise rakshash ko apni jivan samarpan kar di thi.. i feel really pity for mona and look at ur intentions, after u r done with her u wanna ditch her in the cruelest of manner

Re: he he he

[shahar_ka_lion]

No, I want to ditch her very very kindly

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[tangewaali]

waise meri mausi abhi tak kunwari hai... that old hag has now become a dharti ka bhoj... buddhiya ko gabbar ke hawale kar lete hain...

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[shahar_ka_lion]

gabbar ne ITNE bhi paap nahin kiye. Aur na hi mausi ne.

Re: Koun karega byah isse

[swargiy_jai]

gabbar bechare ka kya kasoor, bahut hi neech aur bhola aadmi hain.
kyun na hum mousiko shahar_ka_lion ke hawale karte hain, wohi kha jayega usse.

Waise main abhi bhi kehata hun is gabbar ke liye koi ladki dhundne ki chakkar mat mat padana.