Matrimonial for very slightly ugly 42/M/Kshatriya dacoit

Nov 26, 2004 11:25


My friend gabbar is now completely reformed and the Ramgarh alumni association has determined that the final step in his reformation is to find him a nice girl to settle down with him and keep control of him with an iron jhadoo in a velvet glove.

The boy is 42 years old, but looks only 40. Shaves infrequently, and has a tendency to shoot in triplicate - girl will have to keep the bullets away from him. Boy is independently wealthy, at least until LakshmanGarhwale continue to give anaaj. Boy is an MBA - Maha Bhayankar Apradhi, but a romantically wistful sort. Caste, age, sex, species no bar for the right girl. Actually one of those baar baar. If girl eats aata from same flour mill as the one Ramgarh waalas grind flour for their daughters at, it will be a bonus. Crispy limbs appreciated. Boy is a party-loving animal and girl may be required to cook for surviving members of his gang from time to time.
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