Turtles And Bears
Carl and I went to Steak 'n Shake for a quick bite, and after we got seated we noticed a man across the room. He was adorable -- a little taller than myself, hefty, nice beard ... and wearing pajama bottoms.
"... is it late enough to be in your PJs???" I asked Carl.
"I'm sure it is SOMEWHERE, yes."
So Cute Pajama Man gets up to go to the bathroom, and comes out a few minutes later without buttoning his fly up, and this was immediately noticed by Carl.
"Oh my, did you see that?? His fly was completely undone. I saw a 'turtle'!" he said while doing his trademark cackle.
The rest of the meal went without incident (or eye candy), and we went to pay the bill. The lady doing drive-thru started to ring us up and started to eye the both of us.
"My son would adore the BOTH of you!" she remarked.
"... excuse me???"
"He's one, and he LOVES facial hair, so he'd love just tugging at both of your beards!"
She continued on about her son's beard fixation (including with Santa!) before finishing ringing us up, and I couldn't help but give Carl some uncomfortable looks. I mean, wow, this totally sounds like the beginnings of a fetish. ^^;;;
"... is it late enough to be in your PJs???" I asked Carl.
"I'm sure it is SOMEWHERE, yes."
So Cute Pajama Man gets up to go to the bathroom, and comes out a few minutes later without buttoning his fly up, and this was immediately noticed by Carl.
"Oh my, did you see that?? His fly was completely undone. I saw a 'turtle'!" he said while doing his trademark cackle.
The rest of the meal went without incident (or eye candy), and we went to pay the bill. The lady doing drive-thru started to ring us up and started to eye the both of us.
"My son would adore the BOTH of you!" she remarked.
"... excuse me???"
"He's one, and he LOVES facial hair, so he'd love just tugging at both of your beards!"
She continued on about her son's beard fixation (including with Santa!) before finishing ringing us up, and I couldn't help but give Carl some uncomfortable looks. I mean, wow, this totally sounds like the beginnings of a fetish. ^^;;;