Michael Sembello
So Carl is home tonight, watching One Hit Wonders of the 80's on VH1 Classic, and "Maniac" by Michael Sembello came on. People who've attended Bear Pride's farewell party have seen the infamous clip of Mr. Sembello performing the song live on American Bandstand, amazed by how fucking gorgeous he was in the 80's.
"Well, sure, he was hot then," Carl said, "... but what's he look like now??"
Time, it seems, has been very kind to him. So the question came up: does he know men who fetishize the hirsuite fetishize him as well? Maybe he's family. So I look him up online and start rattling off random facts off his biography.
"... sings in 6 languages ... producing multi-lingual artists ..."
"That gets you hard, doesn't it?"
"Yes. Yes it does. Shut up."
"Well, sure, he was hot then," Carl said, "... but what's he look like now??"
Time, it seems, has been very kind to him. So the question came up: does he know men who fetishize the hirsuite fetishize him as well? Maybe he's family. So I look him up online and start rattling off random facts off his biography.
"... sings in 6 languages ... producing multi-lingual artists ..."
"That gets you hard, doesn't it?"
"Yes. Yes it does. Shut up."