I have decided that I am going to dedicate my life to making marzipan figures.

Nothing else is working out for me anyway.

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it seems like all i ever do is smoke drugs and eat.
it creates a pleasent buzz but it's not much to bank on.
i want to stay up all night reading chomsky.

i will never be like the other children.

i feel like appearing at a party dressed as stephen harper was one of the more redeeming choices i've made in my lifetime.

i'm a master debater

dear diary

today i bought a unicorn suit and an eighth. life is satisfactory.

six consecutive episodes of the xfiles later, and I think I'm going to start making some tinfoil hats.

eat breakfast, don't gag

buy drugs

cook wheat free vegan food

go to gillians get baked play mario kart

bring wheat free vegan food to beach

eat wheat free vegan food and gin

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When I graduate it will not be bittersweet. It will be all sweet. There is nothing about highschool I enjoy that I can't take with me. Mostly I hate it. That said, I'm really happy classes are out for the year.

Politics excite me more than most things and nothing in my life is right anymore.

but

Tonight, we dance.

It's a school night, and I don't feel like sleeping.
Cause I'm on a lot of drugs,
and making a Bob Ross stencil.
So I pretty much feel justified.
I wish I had some stencil paper right now so I could go out and Bob Ross-ify the neighborhood.
The only things that make life worth living are sixdollarchampagne and Bob Ross.

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