Ames, I'm sorry for your burrito-related torment. However, think of it this way... if you had kept the Frequent Burrito Eater card, and gotten your free burrito, you would be in the same situation you're in now... no card and still getting burritos. So, even though you were parted from that card in a nasty way, the outcome would have happened anyway.
Huh... I don't know if that actually makes it better at all. In fact, I think it might make it worse. Oops.
In answer to your qotd, my answer is somewhat similar to yours:
grilled chicken, guacamole, black beans, cheddar, cilantro
here's where we differ:
pineapple salsa, sour cream, shredded lettuce (but not that iceberg crap), grilled onions
The plantains sounds like a delicious addition, though. I'll have to try that next time I have a burrito.
REMEMBER THE WRAP GUY AT TOWER COURT!!!??? That was the perfect dinner: a Thai wrap made by that guy (I can see his face now...I bet he was into Battlestar Galactica) plus a Sunday sundae. Arghmarghmargmm.
My fantasy burrito: chunks of rare beef, lettuce, tomatoes, avocado, sour cream, lime shreds and cilantro.
Everyone, I'm on the second day of my period, and my natural sponge just ain't quite doing the job. But I actually kind of love that it's not doing its job. Twice already today, I've waddled to the bathroom, only to mini-give-birth on the floor when I pull the sucker out with a wet sucking sound. SPLAT! Blood on the floor. Which involves cleanup, etc. Thank God it's a single-seater with a lock.
Ames, did you ever think of asking for another Frequent..Bu... I'm sorry. I can't even type the words without laughing hysterically. What I'm trying to say is, ASK FOR A NEW CARD. And Monica: I am also on the second day of my period. But I use tampons, which bleach my vaginal walls an aesthetically-pleasing white.
And my dream burrito would contain Danielle and Joanie from America's Next Top Model with pureed Furonda sauce.
Huh... I don't know if that actually makes it better at all. In fact, I think it might make it worse. Oops.
In answer to your qotd, my answer is somewhat similar to yours:
grilled chicken, guacamole, black beans, cheddar, cilantro
here's where we differ:
pineapple salsa, sour cream, shredded lettuce (but not that iceberg crap), grilled onions
The plantains sounds like a delicious addition, though. I'll have to try that next time I have a burrito.
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Thanks, Rach. Your words help.
I'm totally having a burrito for lunch.
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My fantasy burrito: chunks of rare beef, lettuce, tomatoes, avocado, sour cream, lime shreds and cilantro.
Everyone, I'm on the second day of my period, and my natural sponge just ain't quite doing the job. But I actually kind of love that it's not doing its job. Twice already today, I've waddled to the bathroom, only to mini-give-birth on the floor when I pull the sucker out with a wet sucking sound. SPLAT! Blood on the floor. Which involves cleanup, etc. Thank God it's a single-seater with a lock.
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Your burrito sounds freaking delicious
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I'm sorry. I can't even type the words without laughing hysterically. What I'm trying to say is, ASK FOR A NEW CARD.
And Monica: I am also on the second day of my period. But I use tampons, which bleach my vaginal walls an aesthetically-pleasing white.
And my dream burrito would contain Danielle and Joanie from America's Next Top Model with pureed Furonda sauce.
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And today I am ill-advisedly wearing a white dress.
And now I feel my morning constitution making its way down my pipes.
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