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my mom just sent me a COCONUT POSTCARD from Hawaii!!! to my work address. everyone in my line of cubes is laughing at me.
no matter. i am silently laughing back at them because they don't have a coconut like I do. they have nut envy. or seed envy, as it were. i wonder if there's such a thing as seed envy. like women who aren't necessarily jealous of the male apparatus but do wish their ejaculate contained seed?
question of the day:
what does one do with a coconut?
no matter. i am silently laughing back at them because they don't have a coconut like I do. they have nut envy. or seed envy, as it were. i wonder if there's such a thing as seed envy. like women who aren't necessarily jealous of the male apparatus but do wish their ejaculate contained seed?
question of the day:
what does one do with a coconut?