fic, tv loves, angel
1) aldkfasd after writing four hours straight with one break to eat dinner, part three of Connor-as-Dawn fic.
TOMORROW I GET TO WRITE GUNN AND LORNE FINALLY! Though I rather suspect it may end up with me in tears because I'm not confident in their voices, much like what happened today with Spike. :( BUT I WAS MOSTLY HAPPY WITH THE RESULTS. IT JUST TOOK LIKE TEN MINUTES TO WRITE EACH BIT OF HIS DIALOGUE.
2) Recent watchings have made me inclined to tell you that if I was offered a threesome with Olberman and Colbert, I would not say no.
SPEAKING OF MY TV HUSBAND! HAVE SOME CHIBI KEITH ICONS. THEY ARE CUTE.
3) While getting around to After the Fall Cordy fic for carlyinrome, I found myself sitting down and trying to think about how After the Fall will end.
Of course that means looking at the season finale's of Angel to make a guess.
Season One
WESLEY: Um, Angel, you know how I said that prophecy said you'd die? I read it wrong. It really said you get to be human as reward for doing good deeds!
ANGEL: That'd be nice.
HOPE: Well carry on then! ME isn't paying me enough for both you and Buffy.
Season Two
ANGEL: You know what's great? Having all you guys with me. And Fred, who saw me in my demon form and still thought I was a handsome man who saved her.
AI TEAM: *power walks into the Hotel, all family-like*
WILLOW: Buffy's dead.
ANGEL: Why do I get the feeling that everytime I'm happy or close to happy my world comes crumbling down even worse than ever is going to be a running theme in my life?
Season Three
WESLEY: I hate my life.
LILAH: Cheer up, it makes you good in the sack.
CORDELIA: You mean getting these demon powers made me a saint and now I can be a higher power? BEAM ME UP SCOTTY.
SKIP: WAIT! Don't turn off the TV!, it'll be retconned next season I promise. Go to the less painful scene now.
CONNOR: You know what would make for some great father-son bonding? ME SINKING YOU INTO THE OCEAN FOREVER.
ANGEL: Yeah, I really should have seen that coming.
Season Four
LILAH: Great news! You guys thought you were defeating evil, but you were just ending world peace. You can has W&H!
WESLEY: Wow, I hope that not being able to save Lilah from hell won't foreshadow my development next season!
CONNOR: WHEE I'M HAVING A PSYCHOTIC SUICIDAL HOMICIDAL BREAKDOWN!
CORDELIA: *is in a coma*
LILAH: Hey Angel if you kill your son, sell your soul, and rape the memories of your friends we can give Connor a new life where he's sane.
ANGEL: I'm only taking this offer because that amulet will kill me when I help Buffy destroy The First.
HOPE: What is he, new?
Season Five
CORDELIA: *died by a morally ambiguous power devouring her*
FRED: *died by a morally ambiguous power devouring her with added bonus of said power now living in her corpse with her soul being gone forever*
CONNOR: *is living proof that everyone Angel loves would be better off without him*
BUFFY: *no longer trusts Angel*
ANGEL: The world sucks and humanity is weak. The only thing they have going for it is that they can choose not to be scum. Let's prove that with this suicide mission! And while I'm at it, I'm singing away my humanity. I've got nothing left to lose and having hope only leads me to mind boggling depression when it's ripped from me!
WESLEY: I FINALLY GET TO DIE FOR THE GREATER GOOD/ANGEL? I'm so in. BTW I'm totally going to use a spell that only works if I'm about to die, just in case. Things have so not been going my way lately and I refuse to let anyone simply tease me with the possibility of death. I'M GOING OUT AND I'M GOING OUT THIS EPISODE.
ANGEL: THE GREAT PART IS THAT I ONLY HAVE TO SUFFER OVER WESLEY'S DEATH FOR LIKE AN HOUR BEFORE I GET TO DIE!
CORDELIA: IS EVERYONE USELESS WITHOUT ME?
WITH THIS IS MIND, I PROPOSE THAT THE END OF AFTER THE FALL WILL GO LIKE THIS:
ANGEL: YEAH BECOMING HUMAN AFTER I SENT MY CITY TO HELL WOULD SO HAPPEN TO ME. *VAMPS UP*
FRED: So you guys know my soul is only not actually gone to bring some stronger forever pain, right?
WESLEY: Angel, we should talk to the writers. Me betraying you is getting kinda old. Though I do appreciate the new spin on it: I totally know how I'm going to. And boy it's going to hurt.
GUNN: *is so so so dead in a way that will haunt Angel forever*
CORDELIA: So Angel ah you were supposed to say SCREW YOU to the TPTB by now, but since I'm linked to them, you kinda can't.
DOYLE: HAHA I'M THE NEW BIG BAD.
SPIKE: GREAT NEWS, I'M HUMAN! AND IT'S NOT PUNISHMENT.
ANGEL: ...
CONNOR: Okay I'm not without a heart. Need a hug?
Now to watch the presidential debate!