Happy Birthday Karen!
--=[Big Brother is Watching]=--
My younger sister's bday is today. She turns 23.
Which makes me feel like the old guy you see @ parties who still thinks he's cool.
(Our bday's are less than a week apart.)
...
Fuck.
But anyway, we're doin' a party for her tomorrow nite and she's been emailing me names of her friends to put on the guestlist. The place is relatively strict so I hope her corny friends don't get in told her to make sure she lets me know all the people who are going...
Here's one correspondence that I found amusing.
----- Original Message -----
From: karen karen <*******@***.com>
Date: Friday, February 27, 2004 1:25 pm
Subject: Re: guestlist
> Here's more people:
>
> Tim Ur, Ed Vallejo, Sunshine, Big Al Kozik, Puso Khabo, Dresden
> Baluyot,
> Unkle Chuck, and Pretty Boy
>
> i dont even know some of these guys,. they're friends with Jason
> R.
> I told him to get there early.. before 1130.
>
> Thanks!!
>
> also, besides the DVD's let me know what else u want.. bc i cant
> think of
> anything.. u have everything.
My reply:
Karen,
What in the hell kinda name is SUNSHINE, BIG AL KOZIK, UNCLE CHUCK... etc etc!??!
They're not going on the glist.
They need real names. Tell your friends they're dumb assholes.
...
So tomorrow nite, I get to drop kick any idiots who try to do anything stupid in the presence of my lil' sis.
Sometimes I love being the older brother.