The World Is Yours
--=[I Always Tell The Truth. Even When I Lie.]=--
I love my DVD's. Love 'em like a dyslexic love charades. I got a decent collection of movies going on... Action, Drama, Comedies, CLASSICS; you name it, I [might] have it. People ask why I don't save money and burn movies, but that's like photocopying a comic book for a comic collector.
You.just.don't.do.that.
But, I digress.
Last week, I bought a gem. A gem that was released some time ago on DVD then pulled from the shelves due to licensing disagreements. Scarface. All week I've been waiting to find some time (3 hrs) to set aside and watch this movie, in the comfort of my own room, DTS 5.1 surround sound transporting me back to Miami, circa 1983. Guns. Violence. Mayhem. Musica Cubana. Oh my.
Imagine my glee when the time was found yesterday.
Imagine my giddiness as I popped the DVD into my player and heard the F'ing theme music.
I could feel the grin slowly creep across my anxious face.
I could feel the anticipation boiling over as one of the greatest actors of all-time plays one of his greatest roles of all-time.
As I selected PLAY from the DVD menu (which, in and of itself, was hotness), I was greeted with a message that any true fan of DVD's never wants to see.
This film has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit this screen.
...
Shit, Damn, Muthafucka! I got the wrong fackin' version!!!
Imagine my disappointment.
Like craving Cookies and Cream ice cream for a month, getting ice cream after a month, then finding out they had crappy MINT flavor only. (For you people that like mint flavored ice cream, you're stupid and don't deserve to eat ice cream again. EVER. Cut off your tongue and get yourself a stick of Doublemint gum instead.)
Anyway, I'm pretty sad upset pissed off. I didn't think they would release the TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY EDITION of SCARFACE in dumbass 1.33:1 ratio. For those that don't understand why I'm upset about this, go to your DVD player, unplug it, climb up to your roof, and fling it at the next cop car that passes by cuz 1) You don't deserve a DVD player and 2) You do deserve to be arrested, strip searched, and probed.
...
My loss is your ignorant misfortune gain.
Who wants a free copy of Scarfakeface?
IM me.
(Keep in mind, if you consciously want this, you'll also get a crouching fist of tiger claw to your neck. Why? For owning a DVD player and not wanting to use it for what it was made to be used for; 2.35:1 ratio, DTS, and multi-angle porn. ARrrrGGHhHHHHH...!!!)
*******EDIT*******
This post wasn't even up for 5 minutes and the movie has already been claimed. I guess you guys really do read this stuff. Congratulations babet0110! You get a free jugular exploding knuckle chop to the neck! =)
So yea, how's your morning?
I love my DVD's. Love 'em like a dyslexic love charades. I got a decent collection of movies going on... Action, Drama, Comedies, CLASSICS; you name it, I [might] have it. People ask why I don't save money and burn movies, but that's like photocopying a comic book for a comic collector.
You.just.don't.do.that.
But, I digress.
Last week, I bought a gem. A gem that was released some time ago on DVD then pulled from the shelves due to licensing disagreements. Scarface. All week I've been waiting to find some time (3 hrs) to set aside and watch this movie, in the comfort of my own room, DTS 5.1 surround sound transporting me back to Miami, circa 1983. Guns. Violence. Mayhem. Musica Cubana. Oh my.
Imagine my glee when the time was found yesterday.
Imagine my giddiness as I popped the DVD into my player and heard the F'ing theme music.
I could feel the grin slowly creep across my anxious face.
I could feel the anticipation boiling over as one of the greatest actors of all-time plays one of his greatest roles of all-time.
As I selected PLAY from the DVD menu (which, in and of itself, was hotness), I was greeted with a message that any true fan of DVD's never wants to see.
This film has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit this screen.
...
Shit, Damn, Muthafucka! I got the wrong fackin' version!!!
Imagine my disappointment.
Like craving Cookies and Cream ice cream for a month, getting ice cream after a month, then finding out they had crappy MINT flavor only. (For you people that like mint flavored ice cream, you're stupid and don't deserve to eat ice cream again. EVER. Cut off your tongue and get yourself a stick of Doublemint gum instead.)
Anyway, I'm pretty sad upset pissed off. I didn't think they would release the TWENTIETH ANNIVERSARY EDITION of SCARFACE in dumbass 1.33:1 ratio. For those that don't understand why I'm upset about this, go to your DVD player, unplug it, climb up to your roof, and fling it at the next cop car that passes by cuz 1) You don't deserve a DVD player and 2) You do deserve to be arrested, strip searched, and probed.
...
My loss is your ignorant misfortune gain.
Who wants a free copy of Scarfakeface?
IM me.
(Keep in mind, if you consciously want this, you'll also get a crouching fist of tiger claw to your neck. Why? For owning a DVD player and not wanting to use it for what it was made to be used for; 2.35:1 ratio, DTS, and multi-angle porn. ARrrrGGHhHHHHH...!!!)
*******EDIT*******
This post wasn't even up for 5 minutes and the movie has already been claimed. I guess you guys really do read this stuff. Congratulations babet0110! You get a free jugular exploding knuckle chop to the neck! =)
So yea, how's your morning?