Well, fuck all.

[a_saving_grace]

"I like cinnamon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. Perhaps I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes."

R.I.P, Mitch. You stupid, stupid man.

When I saw the Fark headline, I got all confused about days again and figured it was April Fool's and that someone obviously didn't have much tact. But, no.

/bitter and sad