Things You Need to Know
I have the bronchitis.
I get sick eight times a minute.
I made my mom take care of me all weekend as I coughed, wheezed and sneezed.
My parents gave me liquor, hoping it would kill the sickness.
It didn't.
I received mostly dolls as Easter presents.
Most of the dolls were gifts from Charles.
The dolls included a Care Bear dressed up as a bunny and a Care Bear dressed up as a ladybug.
Uncreatively, I call them Bunny Bear and Ladybug Bear.
They are my new favorite things.
In September, I’ll be going to Sarah Lawrence College to get my MFA in fiction writing.
I might make Kate move with me.
I’m very frightened of moving.
I owe Thomas a spoon rest.
I like stealing things for Alice.
Petty vandalism is always funny.
I get sick eight times a minute.
I made my mom take care of me all weekend as I coughed, wheezed and sneezed.
My parents gave me liquor, hoping it would kill the sickness.
It didn't.
I received mostly dolls as Easter presents.
Most of the dolls were gifts from Charles.
The dolls included a Care Bear dressed up as a bunny and a Care Bear dressed up as a ladybug.
Uncreatively, I call them Bunny Bear and Ladybug Bear.
They are my new favorite things.
In September, I’ll be going to Sarah Lawrence College to get my MFA in fiction writing.
I might make Kate move with me.
I’m very frightened of moving.
I owe Thomas a spoon rest.
I like stealing things for Alice.
Petty vandalism is always funny.