The sun will come up...

[a_pythia]

Turns out all it takes is:
1 Kitten
1 tub of ice cream
More Nine Inch nails
and some Dorothy parker.

After a while you feel utterly ridiculous and snap out of it.

A poem by Mrs Parker for you:

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live