Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 53
Monday 12/25
Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping - but Chuck Norris can see you while Santa is Sleeping.
Tuesday 12/26:
Chuck Norris can't hit a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries the whole barn falls down.
Wednesday 12/27:
When Chuck Norris folds during a round of poker, he still wins the pot.
Thursday 12/28:
Every Dog has its day -- except Chuck Norris's dog. It gets a week.
Friday 12/29:
Chuck Norris can catch a falling star and put it in his pocket.
Saturday 12/30: & Sunday 12/31:
Chuck Norris is awake 25 hours a day.
Santa Claus sees you when you're sleeping - but Chuck Norris can see you while Santa is Sleeping.
Tuesday 12/26:
Chuck Norris can't hit a target on the broad side of a barn. Every time he tries the whole barn falls down.
Wednesday 12/27:
When Chuck Norris folds during a round of poker, he still wins the pot.
Thursday 12/28:
Every Dog has its day -- except Chuck Norris's dog. It gets a week.
Friday 12/29:
Chuck Norris can catch a falling star and put it in his pocket.
Saturday 12/30: & Sunday 12/31:
Chuck Norris is awake 25 hours a day.