Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 27
Monday 6/26:
You can't shoot Chuck Norris. If you try, the bullets all run away.
Tuesday 6/27:
Chuck Norris CAN put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Wednesday 6/28:
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He beats up the bush.
Thursday 6/29:
When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks head for land.
Friday 6/30:
When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Saturday 7/1 & Sunday 7/2:
Chuck Norris can stale water to a tree.
You can't shoot Chuck Norris. If you try, the bullets all run away.
Tuesday 6/27:
Chuck Norris CAN put Humpty Dumpty back together again.
Wednesday 6/28:
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush. He beats up the bush.
Thursday 6/29:
When Chuck Norris swims in the ocean, the sharks head for land.
Friday 6/30:
When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Saturday 7/1 & Sunday 7/2:
Chuck Norris can stale water to a tree.