Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 26
Monday 6/19:
Chuck Norris invented math when he started counting.
Tuesday 6/20:
They were going to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't strong enough to hold his beard.
Wednesday 6/21:
Chuck Norris doesn't need a TV remote. He stares at the television until it changes the channel.
Thursday 6/22:
The grass is always greener on Chuck Norris's lawn - Always.
Friday 6/23:
Chuck Norris can mix oil and water just by staring at it.
Saturday 6/24 & Sunday 6/25:
Chuck Norris is the reason Jack is in the box.
Chuck Norris invented math when he started counting.
Tuesday 6/20:
They were going to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't strong enough to hold his beard.
Wednesday 6/21:
Chuck Norris doesn't need a TV remote. He stares at the television until it changes the channel.
Thursday 6/22:
The grass is always greener on Chuck Norris's lawn - Always.
Friday 6/23:
Chuck Norris can mix oil and water just by staring at it.
Saturday 6/24 & Sunday 6/25:
Chuck Norris is the reason Jack is in the box.