Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 16
Monday 4/10:
Even Chuck Norris's teeth have muscles.
Tuesday 4/11:
You win some, you lose some. Chuck Norris wins some, and then wins some more.
Wednesday 4/12:
Chuck Norris created the moon because he needed a nightlight.
Thursday 4/13:
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use apostrophes to let you know what's his. It's all his.
Friday 4/14:
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes.
Saturday 4/15 & Sunday 4/16:
Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. The government pays taxes to Chuck Norris.
Even Chuck Norris's teeth have muscles.
Tuesday 4/11:
You win some, you lose some. Chuck Norris wins some, and then wins some more.
Wednesday 4/12:
Chuck Norris created the moon because he needed a nightlight.
Thursday 4/13:
Chuck Norris doesn't need to use apostrophes to let you know what's his. It's all his.
Friday 4/14:
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double for crying scenes.
Saturday 4/15 & Sunday 4/16:
Chuck Norris doesn't pay taxes. The government pays taxes to Chuck Norris.