Weekly Chuck Norris Facts - Week 15
Monday 4/3:
If you plant magic beans and climb the beanstalk, you will find Chuck Norris.
He already killed the Giant.
Tuesday 4/4:
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steak.
Wednesday 4/5:
If looks could kill, they would be called Chuck Norris.
Thursday 4/6:
Chuck Norris doesn't use toothpaste. He uses Concrete.If Chuck Norris were to hit himself, he would create an infinite loop by countering each blow, paradox that no one can solve -- except Chuck Norris.
Friday 4/7:
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He beats it fair and square.
Saturday 4/8 & Sunday 4/9:
Chuck Norris likes to relax in a hot bath -- a lava bath..
If you plant magic beans and climb the beanstalk, you will find Chuck Norris.
He already killed the Giant.
Tuesday 4/4:
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steak.
Wednesday 4/5:
If looks could kill, they would be called Chuck Norris.
Thursday 4/6:
Chuck Norris doesn't use toothpaste. He uses Concrete.If Chuck Norris were to hit himself, he would create an infinite loop by countering each blow, paradox that no one can solve -- except Chuck Norris.
Friday 4/7:
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He beats it fair and square.
Saturday 4/8 & Sunday 4/9:
Chuck Norris likes to relax in a hot bath -- a lava bath..