Re: aaaand doneedsidlemirthFebruary 9 2009, 06:01:29 UTC
00:03 Simon nods, folding over a corner to mark his place in his book. He's not that fast a reader. "At least you don't have to wear a mask." 00:04 Eddie "Yeah, it sucks that you have to wear a mask, man.' 00:07 Simon "Bite off one guard's thumb... Wasn't even his whole thumb." 00:09 Eddie "Are you going to try to bite me?" 00:10 Simon He taps the spine of his book on the glass. "Still can't get you." 00:10 Eddie "You were trying to take your mask off. Would you have tried to bite me?" 00:11 Simon "No. I just wanted it off. Makes my neck hurt if I have to wear it and look down." 00:11 Eddie "I bet..." 00:11 Eddie "Harvey?" he raises his voice a little. 00:11 Simon "And the urge to quote that movie is overpowering." 00:12 Harvey is over in his cell, a blanket over his head. He's either asleep, or pretending. 00:13 Eddie "Please don't gouge out my eye, Harvey." 00:14 A sigh issues forth, muffled by the blanket. "I'm not going to gouge out your eye, Eddie." Today. 00:14 Eddie "... Okay, thank you." 00:15 Harvey "Mngh." 00:15 Eddie "Sorry." 00:17 Eddie "Guys..." 00:17 Harvey He sighs again. Blanket over head, man. It's a hint. 00:17 Simon "Yeah?" 00:18 Eddie "I'm sorry that I ruined group therapy." 00:20 Simon "Got us out early, anyway, I think." 00:20 Eddie "Yeah, but..." 00:21 Eddie 's ego meter is way down, and he sure as heck isn't responsible for that. :( 00:21 Simon "It's not like group therapy is going to do anything for us. This is all fake." 00:22 Harvey groans, and turns over on the bunk, covering his ear/hole. 00:24 Eddie "This isn't fake, Simon. We are actually being put in group therapy." 00:25 Simon "If this were real, they'd be grouping up people with similar ~issues~." 00:26 Eddie "We're the high security theatrical crime people. We're alllll subscribed to the same magazine." 00:27 Simon "I'm not theatrical." 00:28 Eddie "Welcome to the club." 00:28 Simon "No, really." 00:29 Eddie "I feel like crap right now." 00:30 Harvey sticks his hand out of the blankets enough to flip the coin, and catch it, and lifts himself enough to look. Sigh. He rolls over on his back "You should try meditation." 00:31 Simon "Me too." Yeah, because you haven't eaten anything but chocolate shakes in weeks, dumbass. 00:31 Eddie "Mr. Warden said that. I suck at it." Yes, gentlemen, he said that he sucks at something. He is at -critical levels- of low ego meter, here. It's an emergency, clearly. 00:32 Harvey "Yoga?" 00:33 Eddie "I haven't done yoga. It's kinda... not my thing, I don't know." 00:33 Eddie "I don't buy into that stuff, really." 00:34 Harvey "I don't either, really. But it..." He gestures up at the ceiling with his coin-hand. "It's good exercise, anyway. I was surprised." 00:36 Eddie "It would kind of make me look dumb... or, whatever, yeah, it's probably a good idea." 00:36 Simon "I wish we had that garden." 00:38 Harvey "I've been asking about it for... four months, now. Five?" Oh, God. That long. "Eddie could ask Warden about it." 00:39 Eddie "He thinks I'm crazy..." 00:39 Harvey "Then prove him wrong." The blanket's starting to look good again. 00:42 Eddie "Why doesn't he ~know~?" 00:44 Simon "Because you freak out over chalk. It doesn't matter what your reasoning is, it -looks- crazy." 00:44 Harvey "Because you've spent the last God-only-knows-how-many hours yelling about -chalk.- And before you say anything I -know- it's not about the chalk, but it still looks bad." 00:45 Simon glances across the hall at Harvey, with a half-smile. 00:46 Eddie "Everything here is -designed- to make me look bad!" 00:46 Simon huffs a laugh. 00:49 Harvey just looks tired, and sort of annoyed at the world. And Eddie. He rolls back over, and pulls the blanket back over his head. 00:49 Eddie winces. 00:50 Eddie "Yeah, okay, fine, sorry for being -obnoxious-, Harvey." 00:50 Simon "Everything here is -designed- to look like an asylum. So yeah, maybe they're ~trying~ to make you look crazy." 00:50 Harvey grunts. And that's all he has to say about that.
00:04 Eddie "Yeah, it sucks that you have to wear a mask, man.'
00:07 Simon "Bite off one guard's thumb... Wasn't even his whole thumb."
00:09 Eddie "Are you going to try to bite me?"
00:10 Simon He taps the spine of his book on the glass. "Still can't get you."
00:10 Eddie "You were trying to take your mask off. Would you have tried to bite me?"
00:11 Simon "No. I just wanted it off. Makes my neck hurt if I have to wear it and look down."
00:11 Eddie "I bet..."
00:11 Eddie "Harvey?" he raises his voice a little.
00:11 Simon "And the urge to quote that movie is overpowering."
00:12 Harvey is over in his cell, a blanket over his head. He's either asleep, or pretending.
00:13 Eddie "Please don't gouge out my eye, Harvey."
00:14 A sigh issues forth, muffled by the blanket. "I'm not going to gouge out your eye, Eddie." Today.
00:14 Eddie "... Okay, thank you."
00:15 Harvey "Mngh."
00:15 Eddie "Sorry."
00:17 Eddie "Guys..."
00:17 Harvey He sighs again. Blanket over head, man. It's a hint.
00:17 Simon "Yeah?"
00:18 Eddie "I'm sorry that I ruined group therapy."
00:20 Simon "Got us out early, anyway, I think."
00:20 Eddie "Yeah, but..."
00:21 Eddie 's ego meter is way down, and he sure as heck isn't responsible for that. :(
00:21 Simon "It's not like group therapy is going to do anything for us. This is all fake."
00:22 Harvey groans, and turns over on the bunk, covering his ear/hole.
00:24 Eddie "This isn't fake, Simon. We are actually being put in group therapy."
00:25 Simon "If this were real, they'd be grouping up people with similar ~issues~."
00:26 Eddie "We're the high security theatrical crime people. We're alllll subscribed to the same magazine."
00:27 Simon "I'm not theatrical."
00:28 Eddie "Welcome to the club."
00:28 Simon "No, really."
00:29 Eddie "I feel like crap right now."
00:30 Harvey sticks his hand out of the blankets enough to flip the coin, and catch it, and lifts himself enough to look. Sigh. He rolls over on his back "You should try meditation."
00:31 Simon "Me too." Yeah, because you haven't eaten anything but chocolate shakes in weeks, dumbass.
00:31 Eddie "Mr. Warden said that. I suck at it." Yes, gentlemen, he said that he sucks at something. He is at -critical levels- of low ego meter, here. It's an emergency, clearly.
00:32 Harvey "Yoga?"
00:33 Eddie "I haven't done yoga. It's kinda... not my thing, I don't know."
00:33 Eddie "I don't buy into that stuff, really."
00:34 Harvey "I don't either, really. But it..." He gestures up at the ceiling with his coin-hand. "It's good exercise, anyway. I was surprised."
00:36 Eddie "It would kind of make me look dumb... or, whatever, yeah, it's probably a good idea."
00:36 Simon "I wish we had that garden."
00:38 Harvey "I've been asking about it for... four months, now. Five?" Oh, God. That long. "Eddie could ask Warden about it."
00:39 Eddie "He thinks I'm crazy..."
00:39 Harvey "Then prove him wrong." The blanket's starting to look good again.
00:42 Eddie "Why doesn't he ~know~?"
00:44 Simon "Because you freak out over chalk. It doesn't matter what your reasoning is, it -looks- crazy."
00:44 Harvey "Because you've spent the last God-only-knows-how-many hours yelling about -chalk.- And before you say anything I -know- it's not about the chalk, but it still looks bad."
00:45 Simon glances across the hall at Harvey, with a half-smile.
00:46 Eddie "Everything here is -designed- to make me look bad!"
00:46 Simon huffs a laugh.
00:49 Harvey just looks tired, and sort of annoyed at the world. And Eddie. He rolls back over, and pulls the blanket back over his head.
00:49 Eddie winces.
00:50 Eddie "Yeah, okay, fine, sorry for being -obnoxious-, Harvey."
00:50 Simon "Everything here is -designed- to look like an asylum. So yeah, maybe they're ~trying~ to make you look crazy."
00:50 Harvey grunts. And that's all he has to say about that.
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