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14:40 Asterion hi
14:40 --- Asterion is back
14:40 Asterion `op violetlence
14:40 ChanServ Opped violetlence on #beautifulworld.
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14:40 Violetlence Awww, thank you
14:41 Asterion WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
14:41 Asterion IS IT WORKING?
14:41 Violetlence It is.
14:41 Asterion I knew it!
14:41 Asterion I am a genius beyond compare!
14:42 Violetlence Looks like you have been, too. From the little I've gotten to ~hear~ about it. What have you been up to, hmmm?
14:45 Asterion Oh my god
14:45 Asterion Batman
14:45 Asterion He is playing
14:46 Violetlence Oh hooray! how wonderful for you :)
14:46 Violetlence I'm very proud
14:46 Asterion and so will you
14:46 Asterion because I said
14:46 Asterion I would show you
14:46 Violetlence I hope I can have the honor of keeping him in Arkham some day.
14:46 Violetlence \o/
14:46 Asterion you'll be more proud
14:47 Asterion but now I'm impatient
14:47 Asterion only a little more time to go, and nothing going on
14:50 Asterion So I wait.
14:50 Violetlence Waiting is awful. I know.
14:51 Violetlence It will be worth it, though, I'm sure.
14:52 Asterion worth it, if I can keep his attention
14:52 Asterion which I'm sure I can do, with proper motivation
14:52 Asterion If the Joker doesn't steal my thunder...
15:00 Asterion why did you let him out? ;P
15:06 Violetlence I didn't /let him/ anything!
15:06 Violetlence :P
15:06 Violetlence Kill him, would you?
15:07 Asterion haha
15:07 Asterion I don't kill people.
15:07 Violetlence Aw. Just for me? Pleeeeease?
15:07 Asterion Besides, it would probably involve getting his blood on me, and that is so gross.
15:07 Violetlence Eww.
15:08 Violetlence No. Blow him up or something. From a distance.
15:08 Violetlence You could make a game of it, I'm sure he'd lose.
15:08 Asterion Ah, yes. That's different. I could let him play.
15:08 Asterion I suppose a lot of people would have been blown up, if Batman lost.
15:12 Violetlence But Batman is at least clever.
15:12 Violetlence Even if he's a big crazy in a bat suit.
15:13 Asterion He is very clever.
15:13 Asterion i can't wait
15:16 Violetlence <3
15:16 Violetlence Gah. BRB, stupid phone.
15:16 Asterion fiiiine, go

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18:27 Asterion hi
18:27 --- Asterion is back
18:30 Asterion what is this silent internet business, seriously?
18:40 Asterion The kobold shaman points at you and curses.
18:40 Asterion The kobold shaman wields 10 +2 poisoned darts.
18:41 Asterion The kobold shaman throws a dart at you. [-more-]
18:41 Asterion You are hit by a little dart! [-more-]
18:41 Asterion The dart was poisoned. You die...[-more-]
18:41 Magic_Man Oh no.
18:41 Asterion Would you like to see a list of your possessions when you died? [y/n/q]
18:42 Magic_Man y
18:42 Asterion NOTHING
18:42 Asterion god damn I'm been here all day
18:43 Magic_Man Well, that wasn't very smart of you, wasit?
18:43 Asterion wow
18:43 Asterion do you want to get booted?
18:43 Magic_Man Think you'd have found something better to do by now.
18:43 Asterion does it possibly occur to you that something better might be ON THIS

COMPUTER?
18:44 Magic_Man Then why complain?
18:45 Asterion You have one minute to offer entertainment.
18:45 Asterion You're character's already dead, so this had better be good.
18:45 Magic_Man Can't exactly do a little dance on the internet, mate.
18:46 Magic_Man not sure what it is you're after.
18:46 Asterion Clock, ticking.
18:46 Asterion Oh, look at that, it's 18:46.
18:46 Magic_Man Right. You and your clock have fun, hmm?
18:46 Asterion ((boot. Sorry. He can come back 6_6))
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Topic set by Asterion on Thu Jan 08 2009 20:06:36 GMT-0500 (Eastern Standard Time)
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21:18 *** takhys is now known as YorkshireSun
21:20 YorkshireSun Hello.
21:21 Asterion oh, hello
21:21 YorkshireSun I think I'm in the right place?
21:21 Asterion You are.
21:21 YorkshireSun Good. How are you?
21:22 Asterion Bored out of my skull.
21:22 Asterion How are you?
21:22 YorkshireSun Recovering after a long day at work.
21:22 Asterion How's it treating you?
21:22 YorkshireSun A bunch of people have been ill, so I was moved on the floor instead of working in photos.
21:23 YorkshireSun I wear a blue vest and 'smile' a lot. It's a good thing that Arkham neatly took care of most (if not all) of my pride.
21:25 Asterion That's terrible.
21:25 YorkshireSun I suppose it could be worse.
21:26 Asterion Possibly.
21:26 Asterion However, a man of your intelligence does not deserve to be in your position.
21:26 YorkshireSun And yet, there is little I can do about it.
21:27 Asterion You can't find any other work?
21:27 YorkshireSun My CV is a little on the empty side.
21:27 Asterion Make your own work.
21:28 YorkshireSun What do you mean?
21:28 Asterion Start a business.
21:29 YorkshireSun I wouldn't even know where to begin. I don't really have much in the way of marketable talents.
21:29 Asterion I bet you'll think of something.
21:29 YorkshireSun I keep applying and I'm still in school, so something ought to come up.
21:33 Asterion good
21:36 Asterion Some of my former colleagues and I did start a business, several years ago. It would have worked out...
21:36 YorkshireSun But?
21:38 Asterion they were dicks
21:38 Asterion Moral of the story is: if you go into business, go into business yourself. Hire people if you need more people to get things done.
21:38 Asterion Or, you know, go all supervillain
21:39 YorkshireSun I don't think I'm really well suited to either of those.
21:39 Asterion Want a henchman job? ;P
21:40 YorkshireSun I think I ought to keep on the straight and narrow.
21:40 Asterion suit yourself
21:40 Asterion you have to admit, though
21:40 Asterion what I am doing is way more awesome than working at Wal*Mart
21:41 YorkshireSun Just about everything is better than Wal*Mart.
21:41 Asterion Not 'better'
21:41 Asterion 'way more awesome'
21:41 Asterion Here's Wal*Mart
21:41 Asterion Then here's working at Little Caesar's
21:41 Asterion Then here's working retail anywhere else
21:41 Asterion Then here's being a teacher, doctor, lawyer or any of that cool stuff
21:42 Asterion Then here's being a henchman
21:42 Asterion Then here's being a mob boss
21:42 Asterion Then here's me.
21:43 Asterion This is a great gig.
21:43 Asterion God damn I rock.

23:18 YorkshireSun I'm sorry. Goodnight.
23:18 *** YorkshireSun is now known as takhys
23:18 Dr_Stark good night
23:18 Janusian Damn.
23:18 Janusian I hope he's okay.
23:19 Asterion what did I miss?
23:19 Janusian I'm not sure.
23:31 Asterion then
23:31 Asterion silence
23:32 Dr_Stark Pick a number for me. Single digit.
23:32 Janusian He'd ask me, but I'm predictable.
23:32 Asterion 4
23:33 Dr_Stark Thank you!
23:33 Asterion What's it for?
23:33 Dr_Stark Not important.
23:33 Asterion What's it 4 XD
23:33 Dr_Stark Ha ha.
23:33 Dr_Stark Still not important.
23:34 Asterion Please tell me.
23:34 Dr_Stark No.
23:34 Asterion Harvey, tell me, please.
23:35 Dr_Stark How do you know he knows? He might not know.
23:35 Janusian Sorry, Eddie.
23:35 Asterion Please tell me.
23:36 Asterion It's important.
23:36 Dr_Stark Why is it important?
23:36 Asterion I'd like to know.
23:37 Dr_Stark You really don't.
23:37 Asterion I really do.
23:38 Dr_Stark Well, then. It really sucks to be you.
23:39 Asterion Please, Judah.
23:39 Dr_Stark No.
23:39 Asterion What's it for?
23:39 Asterion Why won't you tell me, if it doesn't matter to you?
23:40 Dr_Stark It matters to me. It's not important for *you*
23:40 Asterion It's important to me.
23:40 Dr_Stark It won't kill you not to know something.
23:41 Asterion Really, I need to know.
23:41 Asterion really, okay? tell me
23:41 Dr_Stark No.
23:41 Asterion What is four for?
23:42 Dr_Stark Harvey, I'm getting tired of typing 'no', jump in for a bit?
23:42 Asterion Judah
23:42 Janusian Sorry, Eddie.
23:42 Asterion You're doing this to bother me. Just tell me what it's for.
23:43 Dr_Stark I'm really not, and no.
23:43 Asterion Do you not have a reason?
23:43 Asterion You just asked me to pick a number for no reason?
23:43 Asterion What's it for?
23:43 Asterion What are you determining?
23:43 Asterion Is this a game/
23:43 Asterion ?
23:43 Dr_Stark No.
23:43 Asterion If you need a random number, there's a die roller.
23:43 Asterion Tell me what it's for.
23:43 Asterion The die roller works by hitting `roll 1dwhatever
23:43 Asterion so
23:43 Asterion `roll 1d9
23:43 GameServ Asterion rolled 1d9: 5
23:44 Asterion see?
23:44 Dr_Stark I don't need a random number. I needed a picked number, and someone else has to pick.
23:44 Asterion what was it for?
23:44 Janusian And I'm too predictable.
23:44 Dr_Stark Which you did, and you should remember that.
23:44 Dr_Stark but I won't tell you why.
23:44 Dr_Stark Because it's not important.
23:44 Asterion it is important
23:44 Asterion tell me
23:44 Asterion why
23:44 Asterion please
23:44 *** takhys is now known as YorkshireSun
23:44 Asterion you need to tell me why
23:44 Asterion Judah, come on
23:44 Janusian Welcome back.
23:45 YorkshireSun Thank you.
23:45 Dr_Stark I don't think that I do, Eddie, and I'm sorry. Really. But I won't.
23:45 Asterion I really need you to tell me why.
23:45 YorkshireSun Sorry for leaving so abruptly, but I needed to clear my head.
23:45 Asterion Seriously
23:45 Asterion I will be up all night
23:45 Dr_Stark Oh, Eddie.
23:45 Dr_Stark Take a xanax.
23:46 Asterion I don't need medication
23:46 Asterion fuck you
23:46 Asterion just tell me, okay?
23:46 Dr_Stark No.
23:46 Asterion why not?!
23:46 Asterion why
23:46 Asterion not?
23:46 Asterion there is no reason
23:46 Asterion except to bother me
23:46 Asterion tell me
23:46 Dr_Stark Because I don't have to.
23:46 Asterion why
23:46 Asterion you have to, please
23:47 Dr_Stark Eddie.
23:47 Dr_Stark If I told you.
23:47 Asterion tell me
23:47 Dr_Stark I'd have to include you.
23:47 Dr_Stark And you don't want that.
23:47 Asterion IN WHAT?
23:47 YorkshireSun I'm so glad I returned to this.
23:48 Janusian I know.
23:48 Asterion if you don't have to tell me, you don't have to include me in anything. Just tell me and get this over with.
23:48 Asterion You're just being pointlessly sadistic.
23:48 Asterion I know what you're doing.
23:48 Dr_Stark Eddie, I'm not going to tell you and I'm done telling you that I'm not
going to tell you. Pester Harvey.
23:48 Asterion Judah, you can't not tell me
23:48 Janusian Oh, thanks.
23:49 Asterion Don't ignore me. You set me up.
23:50 Asterion tell me
23:50 Asterion look, what do you want?
23:50 Asterion what are you going for, here?
23:51 Asterion don't ignore me
23:51 Asterion Judah, don't ignore me.
23:52 Asterion Harvey, you don't think -this guy- is annoying?
23:52 Janusian I think he put you on ignore.
23:52 Asterion He can't put me on ignore in my own chat.
23:52 Janusian Not really.
23:53 YorkshireSun Why can't he?
23:53 Asterion Because I set it up that way, duh.
23:53 Dr_Stark ....oh lord.
23:53 Dr_Stark I'm not TELLING. YOU.
23:54 Asterion THEN WHY DID YOU EVEN ASK? USE A DIE NEXT TIME. I AM NOT A DIE.
23:54 Dr_Stark Dies don't give emotional responses.
23:54 Dr_Stark ...dice
23:54 Dr_Stark whatever.
23:54 Asterion you did this to screw with me, and you know it
23:55 Asterion you know it
23:55 Asterion tell me what it's for.
23:55 Asterion or I will screw with you
23:55 Dr_Stark it has absolutely not a thing to do with you.
23:55 Dr_Stark yet.
23:55 Asterion then why won't you tell me?
23:55 Asterion there is no reason to not tell me, unless you want to screw with me.
23:55 Janusian Because it would ruin the surprise.
23:56 Dr_Stark It has nothing to do with you. It's psychological.
23:56 Dr_Stark An experiment.
23:56 Asterion you asked me to screw with me.
23:56 Asterion and now you won't tell me
23:56 Dr_Stark No.
23:56 Dr_Stark I could have very well asked your friend here for a number, if he'd been here.
23:56 Asterion then tell me. I never consented to being in any experiment.
23:56 Asterion oh wait, you don't care about that, eithe
23:56 Asterion r
23:57 Dr_Stark Do you think that matters?
23:57 Asterion poison anyone else, lately?
23:57 Janusian I don't think that's going to hurt his feelings, Eddie.
23:58 Dr_Stark Yorkshiresun: Pick a color. Primary.
23:58 YorkshireSun Red.
23:58 Dr_Stark Thank you1
23:58 Asterion don't answer him, he's just being a dick
23:58 Dr_Stark *!
23:59 Asterion tell me what it's for
23:59 YorkshireSun I'm sorry Eddie, but I just don't care what he wants to use a colour or a number for.
23:59 Asterion please, ok?
23:59 Asterion what do you want me to say? What do you want?
23:59 Asterion tell me?
0:00 YorkshireSun It doesn't matter. In fact, there is very little that matters, and I hate to say this, because I usually enjoy company, but you need to let this go.
0:00 Asterion I can't.
0:00 YorkshireSun It is pointless, petty, and boring. You're being dull, Eddie.
0:00 Asterion I can't not know.
0:00 Dr_Stark Thank you.
0:01 Dr_Stark Why?
0:01 Asterion I can't not ask when he knows.
0:01 Dr_Stark Who?
0:01 Asterion You
0:02 Dr_Stark Well, of course I know.
0:02 Dr_Stark It's mine to know.
0:02 Asterion I'm telling you that I can't not ask you.
0:02 YorkshireSun Eddie, he's making a cootie catcher.
0:03 YorkshireSun You've got a colour and a number. What's my fortune?
0:03 Asterion He would tell me if he were making a cootie catcher.
0:03 Asterion If he's just making a cootie catcher, that proves that he did this to screw with me.
0:03 Asterion Why wouldn't he say so?
0:04 YorkshireSun It's entirely possible that he just doesn't want to share what his plans are and that it has nothing to do with you. Do you tell him (or any of us) all about what you're planning before you do it?
0:05 Asterion Then he shouldn't have asked me for a number.
0:05 Asterion I'm not trying to be dull. He won't tell me.
0:05 YorkshireSun No, he won't. You'll have to live with that disappointment.
0:05 Asterion I can't not know.
0:05 YorkshireSun We all have to move on past difficult things in life and I am sure that you can manage this one.
0:06 Asterion I need to know what it is, and he's doing this on purpose.
0:06 YorkshireSun Goodbye, Eddie. I have no interest in this.
0:07 *** YorkshireSun is now known as takhys
0:07 Asterion See what you did?!
0:07 Asterion GOD
0:07 Dr_Stark ....yes, eddie.
0:07 Dr_Stark I did that.
0:07 Asterion DAMNIT JUDAH YOU RUINED THE CHAT
0:07 Dr_Stark With my whining.
0:07 Dr_Stark about how I can't know som...oh, wait.
0:07 Asterion screw you
0:09 Asterion You go out of your way to pick on me
0:09 Asterion after all I do for you guys
0:11 Dr_Stark Eddie.
0:11 Dr_Stark ...nevermind. Back shortly.
0:11 Asterion don't go
0:12 Asterion Harvey, look, this is messed up
0:12 Janusian He's just getting our pizza.
0:12 Asterion this is really messed up
0:12 Janusian Why is it messed up, Eddie?
0:12 Asterion I just want to know one thing.
0:13 Asterion And he's willing to let this drag out when I can't not know, and he knows I can't.
0:13 Asterion Also, he gassed me.
0:13 Janusian Trust me, Eddie. You don't want to know.
0:13 Asterion He has a record of pulling stunts.
0:13 Janusian Stunts?
0:13 Asterion he gassed me
0:13 Janusian You broke into his warehouse.
0:13 Asterion I got him the warehouse.
0:14 Asterion I was visiting.
0:14 Janusian It's still breaking and entering unless you're the landlord and it's stipulated on your rental agreement that you can enter whenever you please.
0:15 Asterion Look, if I have a copy of the keys, it's weird to knock.
0:15 Janusian No, it's polite to knock.
0:15 Asterion If I have the keys, it's weird to knock.
0:15 Asterion It'd be like me knocking to go into my parents' house
0:15 Janusian And not breaking and entering.
0:15 Janusian Do you have any more keys?
0:16 Asterion slightly different from drugging someone with fear causing poison
0:16 Janusian To Judah's warehouse.
0:16 Janusian Specifically.
0:16 Asterion No, I gave him the keys when he poisoned me.
0:16 Janusian That was the only copy you had?
0:16 Asterion yes
0:16 Janusian Okay.
0:17 Janusian I have to go, Eddie, or I'm going to drip grease all over the computer. I'll make sure he gets done as soon as possible so you can see, alright?
0:17 Asterion I can see what he's doing?
0:18 Janusian You can see when he's done.
0:18 Asterion He didn't say that.
0:19 Janusian He said "Because it would ruin the surprise."
0:20 Asterion He never said he would tell me.
0:20 Janusian He does that.
0:20 Asterion He knows
0:21 Asterion he did this on purpose
0:22 Janusian Eddie, I have to go to dinner, now. I'll be back in a bit. Okay?
0:22 Asterion Harvey
0:22 Asterion fine
0:22 Asterion go talk to him how about how annoying I am