It was time to move. Eddie was out of Arkham and, no doubt, working to hunt down his favorite doctor. The clever little bastard was bound to find the hideout sooner or later. The Joker would rather it be sooner and be able to plan, than have later be a surprise...so he stepped up the timetable himself
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It was interesting to learn that Harley was taken too, and the Joker's stated reasons (or lack thereof) why. And the possible real reasons. Very interesting. Talking to the girl herself, and watching the two of them interact, has the possibility of being the same.
"Dr. Quinzel," he greets her, as he's nudged into the van, and sits. At the Joker's remark, his attention shifts. "Do you even -- have you ever had a license?"
Not that he's nervous, of course. Or has any kind of fear of machinery controlled by people who aren't him. Not at all.
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And part of her doesn't want it to feel secondary. It's a very confusing time. "Where are we going?" As if the Joker would tell her. At all. As if anyone would.
Part of her really, really does not want to be here. Maybe she needs a crazy tuneup.
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"Don't worry, doc, I know what I'm doing."
No. No he has not ever had a license. Why should that matter?
He had hoped, with time, Harley would want to be here. He'd hoped that clingy attachment she has would just transfer to whatever focus was made most available. It may get very ugly if she won't give up Pam on her own. Once she does, though, there's no guarantee the Joker will still want her around.
"I..ah..just thought we could use a change of scenery. Besides, I suspect this place is due to be flooded with uninvited house guests."
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"You alright?" he asks Harleen, rather than address the 'reason' for their moving. (That -- there are people tracking him down? -- isn't something Johnny needs to be reminded of the urgency of.)
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She looks at him for a moment, taking almost a full minute to respond. "I'm okay. Are you?" Attention is attention is something or another, right?
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The Joker notes the way Harley responds. So slow and distracted. He wonders where her mind is right now.
"You might want to brace yourselves. This is..ah...going to be a little rough."
See, that gate isn't going to open itself. The engine roars as he hits the gas hard to get up the speed and force to crash through.
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Then Johnny's talking, and then he guns the engine. And.... well.
Dr. Lucas McCoy is a proud man. And he is, typically, rather self-controlled. However, he is not too proud, or too self-controlled, when that happens, to choke back a terrified noise and scrape and scrabble at the floor of the van, trying to cling to any illusion of safety that he can find.
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She braces herself as much as she can against the wall and with her feet digging against the floor of the van. Hey, she's been in a car driven by the Joker before. She knows, in a way, what to expect. All sorts of broken bones and internal injuries last year. What's another concussion or two?
Still, she can't help but roll her eyes at the terrified noise. Oh, Dr McCoy.
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He gets onto a narrow back road that services the docks and warehouses of the waterfront and used to be a delivery road for the park. The drive is smoother and he slows down somewhat. Maybe this will be a better ride than the last Harley was on with him?
"Ah...anything broken?"
Because he's very concerned about their wellbeing, see?
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Even after the ride gets smoother, he still stays down, breathing hard and trying to control it, trying to keep himself from looking like even mroe of a damn fool. "Sweet Lord almighty," he grinds out through his teeth, "you want us to actually make it there, or not?"
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The back doors of the van don't open from the inside. Not any more. That's been taken care of.
Once the warehouse is sealed, the clown comes back to sit in the driver's seat, his legs hanging out of the open door. He pulls a small walkie talkie from his coat pocket and there's the static buzz of someone talking over it.
"Target...bait...what now?" A lot of noise with just a few discernible words.
"Let him go. If he...ah..gets to Tiny...then use the remote. Or just ha ha let him know he's wasted his time. ... Where's Batman? No! No! He'll be there. Don't underestimate him!"
He stopped broadcasting and turned the volume down to wait for whatever comes next.
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"A clown's work is never done, hmm?" he asks, prying for more information. And just so that it isn't quiet.
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"Bait?" Her own, small prying. Hell, if someone else is bait, that must mean that they're not.
Right?
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"I have a right to defend my property from..ah...home invasion."
Ok, so that hardly covers what's going on. It's some kind of answer. And there's no hitting!
"Bait. Yes. Part of getting rid of unwanted company."
He waves her off. He's busy, woman.
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"Dee-lightful," he says quietly. And then, after a second, because he has nothing else to say about the other topic, "the both of y'all alright? That little joyride didn't knock anything out of place?"
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