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I SAID I WOULD POST THIS SO I AM
IT IS A SUMMARY OF HYUUGA/KONATSU PORN I FOUND HOORAY
everyone who doesn't care just ignore this
this is a highly abridged chatlog
kay
pick which one you like best
BOTH
THat doesn't tell me which to tell you about first
oh
THE RAEP ONE
the rape one is kind of hilarious because it actually starts out sort of normal
that's the best kind of badfic
iirc the "women are annoying bitches" fic was the same
actually, similar to shuri being moe in the other fic, konatsu is quite moe in this one
apparently konatsu is called to hyuuga's room in the middle of the night and he goes dutifully
FOR A BLOOOOOWJOB
yeah konatsu is all like "omg th-this is suspicious!!" but when he gets there hyuuga is totally relaxed and normal of course
and then konatsu mentions how the stars are nice outside and hyuuga was like yeah I was just looking at that! and then konatsu's like WERE WE LOOKING UP AT THE SKY AT THE SAME TIME! kya!
omg
* Devit is now known as Hyuuga
Yeah I was just looking at that! Now suck my cock.
...
HE DIDN'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD THOUGH
HI AYATAN
he was just thinking that last part.
it's too bad konatsu isn't here. anyway
rewindow
And then Hyuuga's all "you're a minor, so I can't give you alcohol! what would you like to drink? I got some nice tea, tea is nice to drink before you go to sleep. Except I won't let you sleep tonight."
with a star mark
omgggggg
it's so.
yes.
Konatsu is just like .... and ignores that part I think.
HAHA and then he takes a drink of the tea and Hyuuga's like "now konatsu, what if I had put aphrodesiacs in there?" and konatsu's all slkfdjalskdjf
o-oh god
...wait what is this
a fic I found
Ahhhh
It sounds amazing.
in a way
:)
Hyuuga says he has to tastetest everything before Ayanami can have it and Konatsu's all "well I'm not as highly ranked as Ayanami so that's unnecessary for me annnnnd also I don't care if you put aphrodesiacs in it really" "Wah you should have said so earlier and I would have put some in for real"
trfvgbjh hahahaha
pfft
And then konatsu's thinking all WELL. NOW WHAT. I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT. WH-WHAT HAPPENS NOW
anyway hyuuga says he only invited konatsu over for his company and konatsu's all... k :<
:D
And Hyuuga gives Konatsu a lecture about how it's fine for Konatsu to follow orders at work, but in his free time Konatsu doesn't have to listen to everything he says, and he could have very easily declined the offer, and he ought to decline once in a while really and that would be ok
I like how this is exactly what we do in camp
except you don't rape him at the end
see, this is why I told you it's weird because it's ok at first
omg
"I've also contemplated the fact that I would like you to be able to stand properly tomorrow." "Eh, Hyuuga-shousa was contemplating something?!" "IS THAT THE IMPORTANT PART IN THAT SENTENCE"
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA
kfg lmao
T-that is so Hyuuga and Konatsu.
anyway he goes into more lecturing about how "come on Konatsu, if I told you to cosplay, you would do that too, wouldn't you!" "DO YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU ALREADY HAVE SOMETHING PREPARED" "k-konatsu" "well I will not go against your orders"
* Konatsu gets into meido
I love this fic
lecture lecture lecture konatsu will do anything hyuuga tells him to!!11 etc
oh and this is where it all of a sudden swerves with hyuuga all "well, if you're so accepting of everything all the time I can't stop myself!"
:>
and konatsu's like "??? :< hyuuga just understand that I came here out of my own will" "Is it that you like me?" AND THENNNNNNNNNNNN
Konatsu blushes but just doesn't answer and IN LIEU OF USING WORDS HE KNEELS IN FRONT OF HYUUGA and starts giving him a blowjob. k
whoever was writing this fic suddenly got bored
Hahahaha yes
and was like when they gonna have sex? ok right now
"Eh let's just suck some dick"
"eh let's skip to the blowjob"
sob
"SURELY NO ONE WILL NOTICE"
and hyuuga's just like "...wow!"
he might be echoing the reader reaction at the suddenness
I love hyuuga's wao's
but at this moment it is especially apt
wao <3
konatsu quietly and dutifully continues his blowjob and at this point I am usddenly expecting konatsu to show up in this chan at any time
I HOPE SO
I hope so too
konatsu is so moe
her mental pings are obviously not working. HOW SAD
because he is inexperienced but he must do his best!!11
and he's like "dammit! anyone can lick a cock! I must deepthroat!"
oooomg
sfugf hahaha
...hahaha what
....is that an actual quote
and then he tries and hyuuga stops him immediately and is all "All right, we're done here!"
IT'S A PARAPHRASE
he said it in a more konatsu way.
I'm tempted to make that my quit even though it should be konatsu's
do it
make sure you mention that is meant to be konatsu though
...
snrk
so then konatsu can be confused if she ends up missing all of this.
also well shuri I COULDN'T TELL, IT'S BADFIC
OKAY /adds
they speak icly they just occasionally also spontaneously start having sex
and then konatsu's all "nooooo i must go until the end!" and they have a mini-argument over it and eventually hyuuga says NO YOU MAY NOT DEEPTHROAT ME THIS IS AN ORDER.
* Chesh|icons (~kais_snow@adsl-71-135-136-23.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) Quit (Quit: konatsu thought furiously, "dammit! anyone can lick a cock! I must deepthroat!")
I. I love everything
...HAHA
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see I just imagined like. "A WARREN MUST BE ABLE TO DEEPTHROAT" I am a horrible person
omg
cheshire <3 HAHA
<3
I WAS BORN WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO DEEPTHROAT
HAHAHAHAH
WHY IS MY GAG REFLEX SO STRONG...?!
KONATSU
dlkgf
AS A WARREN WITHOUT THE POWER TO DEEPTHROAT
YOU ARE USELESS TO US
retfgbjh
lakj;owa
HAHAHAHHAH
* Konatzzzu (Haruhi@c-24-19-3-53.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #babydragon
OMG
HOW WILL YOU SATSIFY YOUR SUPERIORS THAT WAY--okay stopping now--
.....
HI
OMG
fkjsd
KONATSU
SUMMONED!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHH
SUMMONED
KONATSU sob
KONATSU
HOW CAN YOU SERVE VERLOREN
.....
WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO DEEPTHROAT!?
* Shuri crackig up
* Konatzzzu is now known as Konatsu
WHAT?!
should I quit for konatsu
truly you are an ill-omened child
we're taking badfic and making it worse
wh-what in the world
* Cheshire (~kais_snow@adsl-71-135-136-23.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) Quit (Quit: konatsu thought furiously, "dammit! anyone can lick a cock! I must deepthroat!")
your possession of a gag reflex shames us
k-konatsu you have missed some things
* Cheshire (~kais_snow@adsl-71-135-136-23.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) has joined #babydragon
....
oh
my god
just for you!!
ANYWAy... I lost my place again
....
do I like. want to ask who he's deepthroating
uh
hyuuga orders him not to deepthroat
. . .
oh yes
<@Keiichi> ..........what a thing to join to
OH SO THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE
so konatsu is all
JUST A BIT MORE! and tries to continue his blowjob
sex makes him feel rebellious
...
yes
yes sex is my rebellion
* Konatsu has a coup d'etat on Hyuuga's penis
slkjs
l.dgf
* Hyuuga is like, ehhhh
ANYWAY this is where Hyuuga like, PICKS HIM UP OFF HIS COCK and throws him down onto the carpet
and holds him down and spontaneously starts raping him KAY
ytbyhnjm
...
* Hyuuga is now known as A^PIMP
I'm fragile, sir
please be gentle
unf
hyuuga says nothing the whole time and eventually because of the shock and pain konatsu passes out. :|b
...
...
....
THE NEXT MORNING~~~~
for some reason konatsu wakes up in his own bed! mysterious! was that all a dream?! I'd better get up and get ready for woOW FUCK MY ASS HURTS
Please tell me that the next morning it's just like after that time Hyuuga broke his ribs
I like paraphrasing things
where Konatsu wakes up in bed and Hyuuga's sitting there
yes actually
...
sir you're so romantic
waking up in my bed
when I'm anally bleeding
did you bring flowers?
konatsu doesn't notice hyuuga for a while though
:D
was hyuuga watching him sleep
like edward
:3
until hyuuga's all "That looks like it hurts!" and konatsu is all "WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE" "I've been here the whole time!" "SINCE WHEN!?" "Since the beginning!"
... warsfeil = vampire?!
... that somehow works with like three scenes in the book very well
"THE BEGINNING?!" "Since I brought Konatsu here! I told you I wouldn't be able to stop myself." "......"
<3
and hyuuga's all "you don't have to come into work~" "It should be okay since it's only paperwork, as long as you DO YOUR JOB" "I guess so :<" konatsu changes into his uniform with ALL OF HIS EFFORT, THE POOR SOUL
poor konatsu's life--hahaha
oh Shuri you skipped the best part
about Hyuuga giving him medicine
WHAT PART--did I miss that part
...medicine
orly
YES YOU DID
I did somehow!
Hyuuga gives him painkillers
and it's all "it would have been better if it were mouth to mouth, but that was prohibited right now."
...
I was imagining something far worse
o-oh god
because I'm horrible
"because there was a possiblity that Hyuuga would have sex with Konatsu. Because Hyuuga wanted Konatsu."
I'm glad I have you here to help me konatsu
YOU WANT ME, SIR
you want me, oh baby, oh babyyy
AND THEN THERE WAS MORE TO THE FIC BUT I GOT DISTRACTED BY EATING AND STUFF. WHATEVER. IT DIDN'T HAVE SEX IN IT SO NOBODY CARES.
IT IS A SUMMARY OF HYUUGA/KONATSU PORN I FOUND HOORAY
everyone who doesn't care just ignore this
this is a highly abridged chatlog
kay
pick which one you like best
BOTH
THat doesn't tell me which to tell you about first
oh
THE RAEP ONE
the rape one is kind of hilarious because it actually starts out sort of normal
that's the best kind of badfic
iirc the "women are annoying bitches" fic was the same
actually, similar to shuri being moe in the other fic, konatsu is quite moe in this one
apparently konatsu is called to hyuuga's room in the middle of the night and he goes dutifully
FOR A BLOOOOOWJOB
yeah konatsu is all like "omg th-this is suspicious!!" but when he gets there hyuuga is totally relaxed and normal of course
and then konatsu mentions how the stars are nice outside and hyuuga was like yeah I was just looking at that! and then konatsu's like WERE WE LOOKING UP AT THE SKY AT THE SAME TIME! kya!
omg
* Devit is now known as Hyuuga
Yeah I was just looking at that! Now suck my cock.
...
HE DIDN'T SAY THAT OUT LOUD THOUGH
HI AYATAN
he was just thinking that last part.
it's too bad konatsu isn't here. anyway
rewindow
And then Hyuuga's all "you're a minor, so I can't give you alcohol! what would you like to drink? I got some nice tea, tea is nice to drink before you go to sleep. Except I won't let you sleep tonight."
with a star mark
omgggggg
it's so.
yes.
Konatsu is just like .... and ignores that part I think.
HAHA and then he takes a drink of the tea and Hyuuga's like "now konatsu, what if I had put aphrodesiacs in there?" and konatsu's all slkfdjalskdjf
o-oh god
...wait what is this
a fic I found
Ahhhh
It sounds amazing.
in a way
:)
Hyuuga says he has to tastetest everything before Ayanami can have it and Konatsu's all "well I'm not as highly ranked as Ayanami so that's unnecessary for me annnnnd also I don't care if you put aphrodesiacs in it really" "Wah you should have said so earlier and I would have put some in for real"
trfvgbjh hahahaha
pfft
And then konatsu's thinking all WELL. NOW WHAT. I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAID THAT. WH-WHAT HAPPENS NOW
anyway hyuuga says he only invited konatsu over for his company and konatsu's all... k :<
:D
And Hyuuga gives Konatsu a lecture about how it's fine for Konatsu to follow orders at work, but in his free time Konatsu doesn't have to listen to everything he says, and he could have very easily declined the offer, and he ought to decline once in a while really and that would be ok
I like how this is exactly what we do in camp
except you don't rape him at the end
see, this is why I told you it's weird because it's ok at first
omg
"I've also contemplated the fact that I would like you to be able to stand properly tomorrow." "Eh, Hyuuga-shousa was contemplating something?!" "IS THAT THE IMPORTANT PART IN THAT SENTENCE"
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHA
kfg lmao
T-that is so Hyuuga and Konatsu.
anyway he goes into more lecturing about how "come on Konatsu, if I told you to cosplay, you would do that too, wouldn't you!" "DO YOU MEAN TO SAY YOU ALREADY HAVE SOMETHING PREPARED" "k-konatsu" "well I will not go against your orders"
* Konatsu gets into meido
I love this fic
lecture lecture lecture konatsu will do anything hyuuga tells him to!!11 etc
oh and this is where it all of a sudden swerves with hyuuga all "well, if you're so accepting of everything all the time I can't stop myself!"
:>
and konatsu's like "??? :< hyuuga just understand that I came here out of my own will" "Is it that you like me?" AND THENNNNNNNNNNNN
Konatsu blushes but just doesn't answer and IN LIEU OF USING WORDS HE KNEELS IN FRONT OF HYUUGA and starts giving him a blowjob. k
whoever was writing this fic suddenly got bored
Hahahaha yes
and was like when they gonna have sex? ok right now
"Eh let's just suck some dick"
"eh let's skip to the blowjob"
sob
"SURELY NO ONE WILL NOTICE"
and hyuuga's just like "...wow!"
he might be echoing the reader reaction at the suddenness
I love hyuuga's wao's
but at this moment it is especially apt
wao <3
konatsu quietly and dutifully continues his blowjob and at this point I am usddenly expecting konatsu to show up in this chan at any time
I HOPE SO
I hope so too
konatsu is so moe
her mental pings are obviously not working. HOW SAD
because he is inexperienced but he must do his best!!11
and he's like "dammit! anyone can lick a cock! I must deepthroat!"
oooomg
sfugf hahaha
...hahaha what
....is that an actual quote
and then he tries and hyuuga stops him immediately and is all "All right, we're done here!"
IT'S A PARAPHRASE
he said it in a more konatsu way.
I'm tempted to make that my quit even though it should be konatsu's
do it
make sure you mention that is meant to be konatsu though
...
snrk
so then konatsu can be confused if she ends up missing all of this.
also well shuri I COULDN'T TELL, IT'S BADFIC
OKAY /adds
they speak icly they just occasionally also spontaneously start having sex
and then konatsu's all "nooooo i must go until the end!" and they have a mini-argument over it and eventually hyuuga says NO YOU MAY NOT DEEPTHROAT ME THIS IS AN ORDER.
* Chesh|icons (~kais_snow@adsl-71-135-136-23.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) Quit (Quit: konatsu thought furiously, "dammit! anyone can lick a cock! I must deepthroat!")
I. I love everything
...HAHA
* Cheshire (~kais_snow@adsl-71-135-136-23.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) has joined #babydragon
see I just imagined like. "A WARREN MUST BE ABLE TO DEEPTHROAT" I am a horrible person
omg
cheshire <3 HAHA
<3
I WAS BORN WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO DEEPTHROAT
HAHAHAHAH
WHY IS MY GAG REFLEX SO STRONG...?!
KONATSU
dlkgf
AS A WARREN WITHOUT THE POWER TO DEEPTHROAT
YOU ARE USELESS TO US
retfgbjh
lakj;owa
HAHAHAHHAH
* Konatzzzu (Haruhi@c-24-19-3-53.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #babydragon
OMG
HOW WILL YOU SATSIFY YOUR SUPERIORS THAT WAY--okay stopping now--
.....
HI
OMG
fkjsd
KONATSU
SUMMONED!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHH
SUMMONED
KONATSU sob
KONATSU
HOW CAN YOU SERVE VERLOREN
.....
WITHOUT THE ABILITY TO DEEPTHROAT!?
* Shuri crackig up
* Konatzzzu is now known as Konatsu
WHAT?!
should I quit for konatsu
truly you are an ill-omened child
we're taking badfic and making it worse
wh-what in the world
* Cheshire (~kais_snow@adsl-71-135-136-23.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) Quit (Quit: konatsu thought furiously, "dammit! anyone can lick a cock! I must deepthroat!")
your possession of a gag reflex shames us
k-konatsu you have missed some things
* Cheshire (~kais_snow@adsl-71-135-136-23.dsl.pltn13.pacbell.net) has joined #babydragon
....
oh
my god
just for you!!
ANYWAy... I lost my place again
....
do I like. want to ask who he's deepthroating
uh
hyuuga orders him not to deepthroat
. . .
oh yes
<@Keiichi> ..........what a thing to join to
OH SO THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE
so konatsu is all
JUST A BIT MORE! and tries to continue his blowjob
sex makes him feel rebellious
...
yes
yes sex is my rebellion
* Konatsu has a coup d'etat on Hyuuga's penis
slkjs
l.dgf
* Hyuuga is like, ehhhh
ANYWAY this is where Hyuuga like, PICKS HIM UP OFF HIS COCK and throws him down onto the carpet
and holds him down and spontaneously starts raping him KAY
ytbyhnjm
...
* Hyuuga is now known as A^PIMP
I'm fragile, sir
please be gentle
unf
hyuuga says nothing the whole time and eventually because of the shock and pain konatsu passes out. :|b
...
...
....
THE NEXT MORNING~~~~
for some reason konatsu wakes up in his own bed! mysterious! was that all a dream?! I'd better get up and get ready for woOW FUCK MY ASS HURTS
Please tell me that the next morning it's just like after that time Hyuuga broke his ribs
I like paraphrasing things
where Konatsu wakes up in bed and Hyuuga's sitting there
yes actually
...
sir you're so romantic
waking up in my bed
when I'm anally bleeding
did you bring flowers?
konatsu doesn't notice hyuuga for a while though
:D
was hyuuga watching him sleep
like edward
:3
until hyuuga's all "That looks like it hurts!" and konatsu is all "WHEN THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE" "I've been here the whole time!" "SINCE WHEN!?" "Since the beginning!"
... warsfeil = vampire?!
... that somehow works with like three scenes in the book very well
"THE BEGINNING?!" "Since I brought Konatsu here! I told you I wouldn't be able to stop myself." "......"
<3
and hyuuga's all "you don't have to come into work~" "It should be okay since it's only paperwork, as long as you DO YOUR JOB" "I guess so :<" konatsu changes into his uniform with ALL OF HIS EFFORT, THE POOR SOUL
poor konatsu's life--hahaha
oh Shuri you skipped the best part
about Hyuuga giving him medicine
WHAT PART--did I miss that part
...medicine
orly
YES YOU DID
I did somehow!
Hyuuga gives him painkillers
and it's all "it would have been better if it were mouth to mouth, but that was prohibited right now."
...
I was imagining something far worse
o-oh god
because I'm horrible
"because there was a possiblity that Hyuuga would have sex with Konatsu. Because Hyuuga wanted Konatsu."
I'm glad I have you here to help me konatsu
YOU WANT ME, SIR
you want me, oh baby, oh babyyy
AND THEN THERE WAS MORE TO THE FIC BUT I GOT DISTRACTED BY EATING AND STUFF. WHATEVER. IT DIDN'T HAVE SEX IN IT SO NOBODY CARES.