Pickle jars and buttons

[a_lil_bit_o_me]

What do you do with gallon and half gallon pickle jars.  I have no idea but somehow they appear to by mysteriously attractive. Well, I can't throw them out so they will live for a while longer.  They are really too big to put my button collection, and I can't store food in them because they still smell like pickles no matter how much ammonia I soak

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[gloryousperv]

Pickles and Buttons
Buttons and Pickles

There's something inherently wrong with that. I'm just not sure what.

there is hope for pickle jars

[a_lil_bit_o_me]

went to a craft fair recently and saw cute covers for large jars. They looked nice although I am still at a loss as to what actually to do with the jars themselves. So I think I will make cute covers for the jars. Maybe they'll look better than they do now--naked, under the table.

Re: there is hope for pickle jars

[gloryousperv]

Naked, under the table? With thinking like that how can you act surprised I sell porn and tie up stuffies?

Re: there is hope for pickle jars

[a_lil_bit_o_me]

ahem, there is a difference between naked pickle jars and real porn. My pickle jars can be seen by three year olds without breaking any laws in any state. This cannot be said about your porn;op

Re: there is hope for pickle jars

[gloryousperv]

But when you say "naked pickle jars" it sounds soooo naughty! Reality is subjective. What is naughty is subjective as well. Europeans have no problem selling juice with naked lesbians but they balk at the violence of our children's TV shows.

Re: there is hope for pickle jars

[a_lil_bit_o_me]

Naked lesbians selling juice, let me visualize this next to my naked pickle jars...........

Nop, can't do it. Just too absurd. Also, know that I object to your comparing my naked pickle jars to your naked lesbians with or without juice. PICKLE JARS ARE NOT LESBIANS--NAKED OR OTHERWISE!

Re: there is hope for pickle jars

[gloryousperv]

Sure they could! Remember "Teeny Tiny Super Guy"? http://members.tripod.com/Tiny_Dancer/teeny.html

Who's to say in that world there aren't naked lesbians on juice glasses as well as super guys?

Re: there is hope for pickle jars

[a_lil_bit_o_me]

I thought you said it was naked lesbians selling juice and where did super guys come in!!?? And Teeny Tiny Super Guy ain't no real super hero except that the glass he is on isn't broken--yet.

Re: there is hope for pickle jars

[gloryousperv]

One day you're going to find this journal useful. I have prophesied it!