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CORY: Quintana. It's like a katana, but five of them.

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MOM: Goodnight, Princess Andora.
ME: Goodnight. .....Who's Princess Andora?
MOM: I don't know. I guess it's you.

Just so y'all who are in the community know, my post's been put up at chartype_rate.

EDIT: Ohmygod. pottersues has just posted the most horrific fic I've evar seen, evar. It's so terrible it's hilarious. In a really, really soul-hurty way. You've been warned.

OMG I am in danger of spending SO much money come fall.

Carnivale Season 2...and...Battlestar Season 2.5...and I still don't have Season 1 even...
must...control...debit card...

Plus the CarnyCon store has some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen. Well, it's only funny if you've seen Carnivale. But still.

( Click if you've seen Season 1 or don't care. )

From televisionwithoutpity.com:

Kate's there too, because she loves Jack again now, like she should just carry a sign around with her at all times, with a picture of Sawyer on one side and a picture of Jack on the other, to denote her status.*snrk ( Read more... )

OMG how I adore my Fiction prof. Not only did he make an 'End of the World' reference in class today ("WTF, mates?"), but he also started calling me Coach Z when he noticed the shirt I was wearing--incidentally, the Coach Z shirt.

ME: Don't try to fade me.
HIM: It's my jorb!

*giggles incessantly*

On Going to See a Gospel Choir:
MOM: They're going to try and get you to join their Church. Are you prepared for that?
EMILY: Yeah. Maybe I'll just go, "Bleeeh! Look at my pentacle! I'm the devil!"
MOM: No, I don't think you should do that.
DAD: I think she should do that.

MOM: Catholics--we just go to Church, and...
EMILY: ...and eat a