Returns and Exchanges

[a_lad_inane]

INT. CLOTHING DEPT. STORE - DAY

Comments

[a_lad_inane]

Me, I'd do this on purpose just to flirt with you.

[a_lad_inane]

I mean I'd actually have the drive and foresight to have a six-year-old boy just so I could prick him with pins for an excuse to flirt with you.

[a_lad_inane]

You should become a student of mine. You're advanced, so you could have a private lesson with me as I coax you into my cubicle with my acoustic guitar and Victor Mature-like musk.

Re: That's the best enticement ever.

[a_lad_inane]

When I've got you completely under my spell, that's when I'll hit you with my Marjoe Gortner and Wings Hauser references.

Re: That's the best enticement ever.

[a_lad_inane]

When I make Peter Lorre references, that means I'm inviting weaselwoman13 to join in...because she's the spitting image of Peter Lorre.

Re: That's the best enticement ever.

[a_lad_inane]

It's only kinky when Peter Lorre speaks...which is why we keep a ball gag in his mouth.

Re: That's the best enticement ever.

[a_lad_inane]

I take it this means you've only seen the version of The Comedy of Terrors that edits out his gigantic penis.

Re: That's the best enticement ever.

[a_lad_inane]

Once the shock wears off, you'll respond again, but this time you'll write, "..."