Goofy Movies: Jurassic Park (1993)

[a_lad_inane]

It's nearly impossible to write, direct, and produce a film without at least a handful of mistakes. Some films, however, contain way too many of these "goofs." From time to time, I'll spotlight such a film. Today's "Goofy Movie": winner of the "Golden Raspberry" award for most mistakes in a motion picture, Steven Spielberg's sci-fi/action thriller

Comments

[gary_gygax]

Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat....

[a_lad_inane]

Yes, those are the lyrics to Bill Nelson's "Art/Empire/Industry."

[gary_gygax]

Remind me to get that CD!

[a_lad_inane]

Get that CD.

[gary_gygax]

Ima stab somebody!!! But really, I got a couple of Nelson mp3's the other day and was impressed. One I think was called Do You Dream in Color?

[a_lad_inane]

"Do You Dream In Colour?" is off Quit Dreaming and Get On The Beam, which has been out of print for about 15 years now. Even I don't have that one.

Of course, it's impossible to keep up with Bill Nelson's prodigious output; in the time it took me to write that sentence, he put out three more "Magnetic Notebook" CDs.

[gary_gygax]

Do you write for the All Music guide, lad? I'm starting to think you know everything!

[a_lad_inane]

I know everything about Bill Nelson, yet I'm unaware of what I hear people refer to as "The Holocaust." I'm assuming that's one of his side projects.

[gary_gygax]

That was during the Bebop Delux era.

[a_lad_inane]

Of course, we're referring to Nelson, the 80s hair band.

[gary_gygax]

I thought we were talking about Nelson Mandela!

[a_lad_inane]

Don't make me break out the "I don't know what you're talking about, but here's a bunny with a pancake on its head" picture.

[gary_gygax]

I don't know what's scarier. Your description of the picture or that it might really exist!

[a_lad_inane]