Goofy Movies: Jurassic Park (1993)

[a_lad_inane]

It's nearly impossible to write, direct, and produce a film without at least a handful of mistakes. Some films, however, contain way too many of these "goofs." From time to time, I'll spotlight such a film. Today's "Goofy Movie": winner of the "Golden Raspberry" award for most mistakes in a motion picture, Steven Spielberg's sci-fi/action thriller

Comments

[justgrey]

I always found it odd that the little boy took a hit of electricty big enough to blow him 30 feet, char his hands, and burst his eardrums yet he was agile enough to run away from not one, but two non-extinct velociraptors.

[a_lad_inane]

I always found it odd that Spielberg wasted a perfectly good opportunity to kill a child on screen.

[justgrey]

He wasted that chance long ago when ET didn't shove those Reece Piece's down Elliot's throat and then eat him.

[a_lad_inane]

But if ET had killed Elliot, we wouldn't have the "Young Norman Bates touches a boob" scene from Psycho IV: The Beginning.

[gary_gygax]

Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat....

[a_lad_inane]

Yes, those are the lyrics to Bill Nelson's "Art/Empire/Industry."

[gary_gygax]

Remind me to get that CD!

[a_lad_inane]

Get that CD.

[a_lad_inane]

And I you.

I take it you're as obsessed with that movie as I am.

[a_lad_inane]

I'd pay good money to see you smash up a bag of groceries in a subway terminal.

P.S. I do an excellent Heinrich impression.

[fuckerfox]

bwahaha, i saw that movie when i ten. it didn't even scare me then!
++alicia++

[a_lad_inane]

...but it made your pussy drip.

[silverwraith]

At no point in the film do the characters call on Gamera for assistance.

I call upon Gamera when I need a parking space at Walmart.

[a_lad_inane]

They sell Gameras in bulk at Sam's Club.

[silverwraith]

ah, but does the package include annoying Japanese children with high-pitched voices?

[a_lad_inane]

They have two settings: "Surely Gamera will help us now!" and "I wanna Coca Cola!"