Memo to me: Don't go around telling modern people your name is Pylades and you're here because an angry Titan sent you - you won't get laid.

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I'm going to go smoke something and press my head against a cold glass. If anyone wants me, you can try texting but I'm just going to ignore you.

That could have gone significantly better... I want ( Read more... )

Clytemnestra? Though I can see why you might be bitter, I honestly thought we were better than this.

5D, the door is unlocked. I'm alive, but am contently sleepy. The gun is in the kitchen, I won't get to it in time if someone bursts in trigger happy.

Anyone? Anyone going to kill sweet Pylades? No? Oh, that's right. You can't read this. I'm not digging my own grave today.

Poor you.