truth be told I miss you, and truth be told I'm lying

[a_helpinghand]

Memo to me: Don't go around telling modern people your name is Pylades and you're here because an angry Titan sent you - you won't get laid.

...

I'm going to go smoke something and press my head against a cold glass. If anyone wants me, you can try texting but I'm just going to ignore you.

That could have gone significantly better... I want

Comments

[mademestranger]

... Why did you do that?

[a_helpinghand]

I honestly don't know.

[mademestranger]

How much have you had to drink?

[a_helpinghand]

Five glasses of port, but that was after the encounter with a six foot, Swedish blonde with breasts the size of watermelons that I managed to confuse within a few minutes of talking. Of course, the confusion wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't told her out right that I preferred brunettes who had penchant for playing with knives and talking dirty and playing rough to foreign whores.

I'm miserable.

[voice]

[mademestranger]

[Ladies and gentlemen. This is the rarely--if not never--heard before hysterical laughter of Orestes. Shortly before he falls into silence. Then, rather more seriously;]

You're talking about my sister.

[meaningnothing]

You.

You can laugh?

[mademestranger]

Clearly.

[meaningnothing]

I am so not over the shock.

[mademestranger]

I... don't care.

[meaningnothing]

Well, that's okay. I don't really like you anyway.

and there goes Orestes...

[mademestranger]

Which is fine, since you're annoying and even if Hermione can somehow try to forgive your abandoning her, I can't. The only reason I tolerate you is for her.

sadasjkhdka

[meaningnothing]

Well this is mutual, since you tried to kill us both. You're also rather weird and unattractive.

Re: and there goes Orestes...

[meaningnothing]

Anyway it is NONE of your business - my relationship with her, thanks to you and what you did? I never had a chance to be with her again. SO~

1/2

[mademestranger]

You do not get to blame me for that--the fault lies with your husband. If he had provided help as family is supposed to, there would have been no issue to speak of.

2/2

[mademestranger]

And your alleged beauty is nothing compared to that of your daughter.

Re: 2/2

[meaningnothing]

Coming after me and Hermione was... oh what is the modern term- FAIL. You tried to cut off the throat of the woman you say is hotter than me. But we know well you are mad. So you opinion of beauty doesn't count.