Heeeeeeey, anyone seen an eye?

It's blue.

Looks like this one.  [Close-up of his intact left eye, looking pretty and blue and so, so lonely without it's partner.]

If ya find it please don't step on it!  It's kinda important t' me.  I use it t' see.  Ya know, on both sides 'f me.

[Bitter bitter annoyance making him far grouchier than normal.  He's ( Read more... )

[Video flicks on to display a crotchety old man makin' mush because crotchety old man has no teeth to properly eat food bars. He's taken a bowl from the crafts section and is using a wooden spoon that was probably once used to mix paint. Let's pretend it's been sterilized. Currently he's crumbling up food bars and adding a little bit of water to ( Read more... )

[Despite this shitty shift in a whole lotta people's taste in food these past few days Denmark's tone is light enough, though there is a definite sliver of alarmed nervousness in his tone.]

Heeeeey, so!  Besides learnin' that cannabilism is a real nasty thing t' see firsthand I've also maybe realized that this place is a bit difficult t' function in ( Read more... )

[There is a mouth, really close to the screen and the voice is speaking loudly.]

Hey.  Hey!  Heeeeeeeeeey.

[The faciliberry is pulled back a little to see more of Denmark's face but it's still super close and shifty, possibly difficult to focus on and this is likely because either Denmark's hand or head can't stay still while filming this.]

So this ( Read more... )