Terezi Pyrope ♎ Code of Law: Article 31; Section 64

[sw33t_just1c3]

[The feed clicks on. Video? Why would anyone bother? There's nothing there...]

Oh jegus, what am I going to do? Guys, I can't see anyone! Help, help! How am I supposed to function like this?

[And that's about as far as Terezi gets before she breaks down into laughter. Man, two weeks in a row that she gets to make fun of blindness? Val is treating

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[cahoooooooots]

And not that anybody's keeping score, but this entire thing was my idea! Except the Cherrybrow thing, that's all her.

So you can leave your tributes at the door of suite 7 and we'll divide them up appropriately!

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[sw33t_just1c3]

Not everything is about the presents, Vriska!

Those come during the party, duh.

[audio]

[cahoooooooots]

Well pardon me for getting a little impatient! It's not every day I get a cavalcade of gifts flowing my way!

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[sw33t_just1c3]

Haven't you ever heard that patience is a virtue! Waiting is the best part! The anticipation makes it sweeter!

...You only have to wait like a week or two tops, okay? We're due for more downtime soon.

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[caligulasaqua]

...You already said it was your Wrigglin' Day a couple human months ago. You don't get to have two.

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[sw33t_just1c3]

The good Deputy admonishes this whippersnapper for his quick tongue! Madam Legislacerator never said that point in time was her Wriggling Day, just that it was the month that the humans decided to dedicate to her!

The deputy also thinks that seadweller should clean out his ears once in a while!

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[caligulasaqua]

I am not goin' to talk to a fuckin' dragon, Ter. So fuck off with that.

And you're still doin' it wrong, 'cause Sasha was sayin' our wrigglin' days probably all work out to bein' the same time as their weird human zodia anyway. So you are too tryin' to do it twice.

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[sw33t_just1c3]

Do you see anyone else here? No? Well then I guess you're talking to a fuckin' dragon!

Besides, Cherrybrow would like to note that our calendars are completely fucking different! There is no way it would ever match up, and you're dumb for thinking that.

[stubborn_throes]

[Rose really has no idea whether to snicker or fall over at the monster she helped create.]

You can inform the deputy of my RSVP.

I do believe he knows who I am.

[sw33t_just1c3]

The deputy will dutifully mark you down on the list of attendees! He never forgets a face, but his superior would like to know the acquaintance, if you don't mind.

[stubborn_throes]

[Okay now this is just all kinds of ridiculous.]

Rose Lalonde, of course.

[sw33t_just1c3]

No no, the Legislacerator would like to know how this flighty young dame knows her strapping Deputy! She is well aware of her deputy's hardened physique and exquisite good looks, and what that has done to many a young debutante!

[prideofwisdom]

Hello, Deputy. Kindly give Terezi my regards and ask her if I'm invited as well, if you have the opportunity.

...Also I guess as a more general question what is a Wriggling Day? Your version of a birthday?

[sw33t_just1c3]

The Deputy would like to rescind his invitation in this particular case. Convicted criminals need not attend.

[prideofwisdom]

I've never been convicted of anything in my life.

[And honestly, he hasn't. Lol what are laws?]

[sw33t_just1c3]

The good Legislacerator seems convinced that you are a convicted murderer. Your trial was already held, the court is still awaiting your execution.

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[psionichax0r]

[just laughing]

Oh Cherrybrow, deputized already?

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[sw33t_just1c3]

He was the most qualified applicant and came so highly recommended! How could I not deputize him on the spot?

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[psionichax0r]

I'm not surprised, just proud, to think a member of the appleberry climb the ranks this quickly.

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[sw33t_just1c3]

You have guided your apprentice well! But now he is on to bigger and better things, and the Law will thank him for his service in due time. You have every right to be proud!