Terezi Pyrope ♎ Code of Law: Article 31; Section 64
[The feed clicks on. Video? Why would anyone bother? There's nothing there...]
Oh jegus, what am I going to do? Guys, I can't see anyone! Help, help! How am I supposed to function like this?
[And that's about as far as Terezi gets before she breaks down into laughter. Man, two weeks in a row that she gets to make fun of blindness? Val is treating her good.]
But okay, really! That's not the point of this. I would like to announce that I have selected a Deputy to assist me in times of great need such as this. Please give him your utmost respect, as you would for myself or any member of the League of Legislacerators!
[NOW something comes into view... A certain plush dragon is sort of floating in the air in front of the camera.]
Deputy Cherrybrow is an ambassador from the Appleberry Committee, and he would like to inform you assholes that there is going to be a party soon! The party will be held on the second day of the week, the next time Val cuts us some slack! We will be celebrating the Wriggling Day of one Terezi Pyrope and one Vriska Serket, who will both be turning seven sweeps old! Anyone is invited to attend, but if you cause trouble, be prepared to have your clocks cleaned! The good Deputy is not one to brag, but he was a champion brawler on the rough and rowdy streets back in his day. He will be supervising all rambunctious partying activity, and he will not hesitate to mess you up if you step a toe out of line on his watch!
Also, games and drinks with be available. The good kind. That is all. [Click.]
Oh jegus, what am I going to do? Guys, I can't see anyone! Help, help! How am I supposed to function like this?
[And that's about as far as Terezi gets before she breaks down into laughter. Man, two weeks in a row that she gets to make fun of blindness? Val is treating her good.]
But okay, really! That's not the point of this. I would like to announce that I have selected a Deputy to assist me in times of great need such as this. Please give him your utmost respect, as you would for myself or any member of the League of Legislacerators!
[NOW something comes into view... A certain plush dragon is sort of floating in the air in front of the camera.]
Deputy Cherrybrow is an ambassador from the Appleberry Committee, and he would like to inform you assholes that there is going to be a party soon! The party will be held on the second day of the week, the next time Val cuts us some slack! We will be celebrating the Wriggling Day of one Terezi Pyrope and one Vriska Serket, who will both be turning seven sweeps old! Anyone is invited to attend, but if you cause trouble, be prepared to have your clocks cleaned! The good Deputy is not one to brag, but he was a champion brawler on the rough and rowdy streets back in his day. He will be supervising all rambunctious partying activity, and he will not hesitate to mess you up if you step a toe out of line on his watch!
Also, games and drinks with be available. The good kind. That is all. [Click.]