Heather Mason || 7th revelation || [audio]/[video]

[godsmommy]

[the audio starts streaming and there's the sound of audible screams]

Oh my god there are... THERE ARE GIANT RATS IN HERE, GUYS! They're tearing out my guts and... and... HOLY CRAP, there are hundreds of them! Augghhhhhhhhhh! THE AGONY!

[and then the feed switches to video and there's an image of Heather wearing a scary mask and she lunges at the

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[indevilsclaws]

Good to know I'm not the only one who remembered.

[godsmommy]

[have a huge grin]

People don't celebrate around here enough.

[indevilsclaws]

Well, this is a torture facility.

[godsmommy]

Huh. Fair enough.

But it's still pretty damn lame how everybody spends all their time moping.

[psionichax0r]

Oh my god that is not funny, I thought you'd gone insane.

[godsmommy]

[sorry, Sollux, but she's still laughing]

Awww come on, it was so funny! Admit it!

[psionichax0r]

[sorry but he's still annoyed.]

No it wasn't, did you miss the part where everyone's brains are getting destroyed this week?

[godsmommy]

Pfffff, come on! Lighten up, grandpa! You weren't actually worried about me, were ya?

[that adorable voice sounds pretty damn hilarious coming out of that mask]

Naw, I got the memo. Gotta roll with the punches, right? It makes it even funnier. [this is a girl who once pretended she was going to murder her ONLY FRIEND IN THE WORLD right after they'd just survived hell for kicks]

[harry_b_dresden]

[Harry gives her a tiny smile]

Good to know you're... keeping a positive outlook on thin-

Wait.

It's Halloween.

It's... it's my birthday.

[Harry blinks]

Hell's bells, I'm thirty.

[godsmommy]

[Heather's smiling back, but you can't tell with the mask on]

Oh wow, happy birthday! Thirty, huh? Should I be worrying your hip is gonna give out or something?

[she giggles a bit]

Where's your room? I'm coming down there with birthday chocolate. No is not an option.

[harry_b_dresden]

Nope. Wizard. Magic in the body regenerates cells, I'm gonna look like this til I'm eighty, then I'll do the dignified salt and pepper thing until a hundred twenty or so.

Well, if you insist. [He grins] I could use a distraction from what's going on.

[godsmommy]

Well, I'm not gonna lie and say that's not awesome or anything. [he taps her chin, thinking about it] Huh. Salt and pepper would be a good look for you. You'd have all the ladies falling all over you. You know... the ones with daddy complexes.

[she grins in return, rummaging around in her drawer]
Two candy bars coming right up. You like Hershey's, right? If you say no I'll shoot you right in the face when I get down there.

[she's already heading down the hall]

[justshutupraz]

Well, if that wasn't stupid, I don't know what is.

[godsmommy]

[Heather puts a hand on her hip, which looks pretty ridiculous with the mask still on]

Hey, at least I know how to have fun around here.

[justshutupraz]

I'll consider having fun when we're not all trapped as experiments in this place.

[godsmommy]

Are you kidding? That's why we have to have fun! With the experiments and the terminations and the weird shit that goes down all the time, if you don't have a little fun you're gonna go crazy.