5TH RAGEQUIT | KARKAT VANTAS | VIDEO

Oct 12, 2011 14:55

LISTEN UP SHITFUCKS.

[Hi it's Karkat Vantas on the video feed. He's muddy as hell, to the point where his war paint is drawn onto his face by clearing away lines of grey skin as opposed to painting on brown. Wait, war paint, you say? He'll get to that in a second.]

[He's GAZING INTENSELY into the camera.]

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killer_kick October 12 2011, 20:55:52 UTC
Karkat! Please! You were making such good progress last time!

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sufferheir October 12 2011, 20:59:00 UTC
[OH GOD THIS IS SO HUMILIATING.]

GOD FUCKING DAMN THIS IS NOT THE TIME, WOMAN.

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killer_kick October 12 2011, 21:01:08 UTC
There's always time for good language. Only thugs swear. Great men move people with their sincerity and high goals.

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sufferheir October 12 2011, 21:05:47 UTC
Well great! Because shoving Pyrope's face in the mud is about the highest goal I can fathom.

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killer_kick October 12 2011, 21:08:56 UTC
There's no point trying to stop you playing in the mud, since we're not able to keep clean doing anything, but don't get too rough. It won't be fun any more when someone's injured.

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sufferheir October 12 2011, 21:35:47 UTC
Our views of entertainment are clearly different.

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killer_kick October 12 2011, 21:47:54 UTC
Indeed, mine's more sensible. After all, you won't be able to play again tomorrow if you're injured.

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sufferheir October 12 2011, 22:04:04 UTC
This isn't play, Emilia, this is war!

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killer_kick October 12 2011, 22:33:01 UTC
Surely we've had enough of that in Haven.

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/trolljack for justice sw33t_just1c3 October 12 2011, 21:05:19 UTC
Progress is meaningless to the likes of Karkat! His only working method is to move backwards through any accomplishment, obliterating any semblance of competence or wholeness in his reverse wake. Like a savage brushfire of ineptitude!

Also his mouth is like a gutter. I think washing it out with the mud could only make it cleaner!

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Re: /trolljack for justice killer_kick October 12 2011, 21:07:08 UTC
He's a smart young man, despite the mouth on him. There's no need to make fun of him.

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sw33t_just1c3 October 12 2011, 21:15:51 UTC
There is every need! He is the most adorable when he's flailing his arms uselessly in outrage. You can't help but laugh at him!

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killer_kick October 12 2011, 21:18:12 UTC
Oh? And does he pull your hair to try make you flail in turn?

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sw33t_just1c3 October 12 2011, 21:59:28 UTC
He could try! [That grin turns a little more devilish.] But then I'd have to break his knuckles if he did!

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killer_kick October 12 2011, 22:33:20 UTC
That's not very nice.

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sw33t_just1c3 October 12 2011, 22:42:43 UTC
Hehehe, do you still not know anything about trolls? Honestly???

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