5TH RAGEQUIT | KARKAT VANTAS | VIDEO
LISTEN UP SHITFUCKS.
[Hi it's Karkat Vantas on the video feed. He's muddy as hell, to the point where his war paint is drawn onto his face by clearing away lines of grey skin as opposed to painting on brown. Wait, war paint, you say? He'll get to that in a second.]
[He's GAZING INTENSELY into the camera.]
It has come to my attention that the enemy has been spreading unintelligible lies on the network. Bullshit about how Terezi Pyrope is winner, or even fucking baseline competent when it comes to the art of war. Allow me to wipe the saliva-soaked dirt clods from your eyes, because I have come to bring you THE TRUTH.
Terezi Pyrope will not lead you to salvation, she will lead you to wallowing, muddy bulged failure. Pay no heed to her shittily drawn propaganda. In this warzone, there can only be one victor, and choosing Terezi's side is choosing violent and terrible defeat at the hands of me and the rest of TEAM SUCCESS.
So do you want to bow down to the whims of her cackly, empty-panned oppression?
OR DO YOU WANT TO WIN?!
[Cut to a shot of the white facility wall outside Terezi's suite, with the words messily scrawled:
'TEREZI PYROPE IS A FILTHY DECEPTIONATRIX']
[Hi it's Karkat Vantas on the video feed. He's muddy as hell, to the point where his war paint is drawn onto his face by clearing away lines of grey skin as opposed to painting on brown. Wait, war paint, you say? He'll get to that in a second.]
[He's GAZING INTENSELY into the camera.]
It has come to my attention that the enemy has been spreading unintelligible lies on the network. Bullshit about how Terezi Pyrope is winner, or even fucking baseline competent when it comes to the art of war. Allow me to wipe the saliva-soaked dirt clods from your eyes, because I have come to bring you THE TRUTH.
Terezi Pyrope will not lead you to salvation, she will lead you to wallowing, muddy bulged failure. Pay no heed to her shittily drawn propaganda. In this warzone, there can only be one victor, and choosing Terezi's side is choosing violent and terrible defeat at the hands of me and the rest of TEAM SUCCESS.
So do you want to bow down to the whims of her cackly, empty-panned oppression?
OR DO YOU WANT TO WIN?!
[Cut to a shot of the white facility wall outside Terezi's suite, with the words messily scrawled:
'TEREZI PYROPE IS A FILTHY DECEPTIONATRIX']