7th Bite \ Conrad Achenleck / Accidental Video

[bit_awuss]

[The feed starts with the loudest crash. Something sounds like it hit something else before hitting the ground

Comments

[pleniluniumet]

There's actually a simple spell that could fix them.

[bit_awuss]

A spell? Like fucking magic?

And it's simple.

[pleniluniumet]

Exactly like magic, and it's very simple. Oculus Reparo is the spell.

[bit_awuss]

I'm not magic. I doubt I can fucking fix my glasses with magic. But that's fucking convenient if you're magic and got glasses.

I guess.

[pleniluniumet]

That's- I could do it for you, if you wanted? [That's what he meant, but Remus has never been good at conveying these sorts of things. He still thinks himself hopelessly awkward]

[bit_awuss]

Uh well...that would be kind of cool. I mean. The other option I have is like low class welding...or some shit.

[pleniluniumet]

Magic is probably neater, yes? I can cast the spell now if you need.

[bit_awuss]

Yeah. That would be appreciated. I'm blind as a fucking bat without them. [IRONY.]

[pleniluniumet]

Right-- where are you? My friend's got the same issue without his glasses. It's quite sad.

[bit_awuss]

Room twenty-five C. It's a bitch. You think being a vampire might improve your sight. It fucking doesn't.

[pleniluniumet]

And you'd think being a werewolf would improve your hearing, but I still manage to misunderstand most people somehow. [Remus gives him a sympathetic smile] I'll be right over.

[bit_awuss]

God, being what we are sucks ass honestly. I don't know why fucking little fangirls swoon over that bullshit.

Thanks.

[pleniluniumet]

They what now?

Of course, please, it's nothing.

[bit_awuss]

Oh, they just love the tension between vampires and werewolves. And love triangles. Everything has a fucking love triangle.

I-yeah-uh thanks.

[pleniluniumet]

[Hello, this is Remus knocking on your door]

[bit_awuss]

You can come in. [Fuck if he can find the door to open it. Sob.]