7th Bite \ Conrad Achenleck / Accidental Video
[The feed starts with the loudest crash. Something sounds like it hit something else before hitting the ground.]
Shit motherfucking bitch damn fucking... [Some more swearing as he 's still on the floor. The video feed shows Conrad getting up. Apparently on the way down, he smashed his face into some of the furniture.] Fucking piece of shit place and their shitty gravity and fuck.
[He's looking around for his glasses. Guess who has shit vision when he doesn't have glasses in.] Oh god fucking damn it.
[Conrad finally finds them, only to find that they broke on his terrible trip down back to the ground. They've split...in two. Down the bridge of the glasses. He tries to put them on as best as possible before staring at his 'berry.] OF COURSE YOU'D DECIDE TO PLAY WHEN SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPEN. Mother fuc-[Stops.]
Hey. Who the fuck is up? Anyone know how to fix a pair of glasses? I can't see jack shit otherwise. Also, I think I'm bleeding. [The blood on his face was probably a very good indication of that. But hey, he can't see for shit. He makes sad attempts to grab his 'berry, but missing. He finally grabs it and ends the feed.]
Shit motherfucking bitch damn fucking... [Some more swearing as he 's still on the floor. The video feed shows Conrad getting up. Apparently on the way down, he smashed his face into some of the furniture.] Fucking piece of shit place and their shitty gravity and fuck.
[He's looking around for his glasses. Guess who has shit vision when he doesn't have glasses in.] Oh god fucking damn it.
[Conrad finally finds them, only to find that they broke on his terrible trip down back to the ground. They've split...in two. Down the bridge of the glasses. He tries to put them on as best as possible before staring at his 'berry.] OF COURSE YOU'D DECIDE TO PLAY WHEN SHIT LIKE THIS HAPPEN. Mother fuc-[Stops.]
Hey. Who the fuck is up? Anyone know how to fix a pair of glasses? I can't see jack shit otherwise. Also, I think I'm bleeding. [The blood on his face was probably a very good indication of that. But hey, he can't see for shit. He makes sad attempts to grab his 'berry, but missing. He finally grabs it and ends the feed.]