7th Bite \ Conrad Achenleck / Accidental Video

Sep 24, 2011 21:16

[The feed starts with the loudest crash. Something sounds like it hit something else before hitting the ground ( Read more... )

c: kenzi, conrad achenleck, c: riku

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bitchatroll September 25 2011, 17:22:44 UTC
Sellotape, genius.

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bit_awuss September 25 2011, 18:49:13 UTC
Oh fuck you. I'll just wait until my roommate wakes up then. I can't fix this bullshit by myself. [Muttering about having shit vision.]

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bitchatroll September 26 2011, 03:07:35 UTC
Big deal. Everyone can't fix lots of thing this week. Quit being so loud.

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bit_awuss September 26 2011, 04:08:28 UTC
Oh, sorry princess. I didn't realize you needed your fucking beauty rest. How rude of me to disregard everyone else. Let me just go rub my bloody face against the wall quietly while I'm at it.

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bitchatroll September 26 2011, 04:10:10 UTC
Yes, you do that or I'll be sure to add to my wishlist to hang you out under the sun the next time we are somewhere with one.

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bit_awuss September 26 2011, 04:33:37 UTC
Well aren't you Mr. Fucking Sunshine. Whatever. I'm done bitching since other people are willing to help with this shit.

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bitchatroll September 26 2011, 07:34:29 UTC
Good boy. I'm beginning to think you are completely incapable of anything except whine. But since you have learn to listen and obey, I'll let you off this time.

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bit_awuss September 27 2011, 00:24:59 UTC
Are you always such an ass? Fuck you. After last week, I rather just whine and shit then go against stupid fucking cannibals.

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bitchatroll September 27 2011, 02:20:36 UTC
That depends but I'm in no mood for your whining today. [He chuckles.] Didn't know you swing that way, Conrad but no thanks, you are not my type.

Sure you do, left your spine back at home?

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bit_awuss September 27 2011, 05:41:02 UTC
God damn it, is it by definition to fucking try and make a jab at my sexuality. Fuck you. I don't. Even if I did, I wouldn't want to swing for your sorry shit.

Fuck you. My spine is where it is.

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bitchatroll September 27 2011, 05:50:01 UTC
I'm not the one sprouting 'Fuck You' to me every other minute, so unless you start speaking something closer to civilization, I'll assume you are hitting on me each and every time.

Colour me surprise you actually have one.

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bit_awuss September 28 2011, 04:34:20 UTC
Now you're just taking shit out of context. Only you would assume that type of bullcrap. I'm not the one enforcing your shitty mindset.

Ass.

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Re: [PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bitchatroll September 29 2011, 06:51:12 UTC
See, you can speak without going fuck you every other sentence. Didn't even take you that long to improvise.

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Re: [PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bit_awuss October 1 2011, 04:15:47 UTC
Are you here just to piss me off?

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[PRIVATE VOICE | 75%] bitchatroll October 1 2011, 12:39:49 UTC
Now, why would I do that?

I'm just here to forewarn you.
I'm collecting your debt to me.
Soon.

[And you don't get to respond to it, Conrad. Because he cuts the line.]

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