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7th Bite \ Conrad Achenleck / Accidental Video

Sep 24, 2011 21:16

[The feed starts with the loudest crash. Something sounds like it hit something else before hitting the ground ( Read more... )

c: kenzi, conrad achenleck, c: riku

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[In Person] onteamdyson September 25 2011, 04:22:25 UTC

[Kenzi merely rolls over, puts the pillow over her ears, and goes back to sleep.]

[In Person] bit_awuss September 25 2011, 04:23:17 UTC

[Omg. You are the most helpful bitch. He will just fucking bleed all over the floor. Thankyouverymuch.]

[In Person] onteamdyson September 25 2011, 04:27:14 UTC

[Don't get any on my clothes, bitch! <3 love ya.]

[In Person] bit_awuss September 25 2011, 04:28:57 UTC

[You don't have to worry about that. He'll just roll on the floor aimlessly. Oh look. His blood is now used for fine art. I hope you like their new floor decor.]

[In Person] onteamdyson September 25 2011, 14:29:45 UTC

[Slow your roll, Jackson Pollock! Literally... because you're rolling. AND MAKING NOISE! Kenzi throws her pillow at Conrad like the best friend in the world.]

[In Person] bit_awuss September 25 2011, 18:47:41 UTC

[No. Fuck you. He's taking that pillow and rubbing his face all over it. NOW IT HAS BLOOD ALL OVER IT. No1currs. He regrets fucking nothing. Also he'd throw it back at you, but he totally missed the bed entirely. Oh right. What is being able to see without glasses?]

[In Person] onteamdyson September 26 2011, 00:36:58 UTC

Mmmmmnnnrrrrph. What the HELL are you doing down there?!

[Oh hey! She's finally awake!]

[In Person] bit_awuss September 26 2011, 04:06:53 UTC

It's called gravity. It decides when it wants shit to fall, namely people floating in midair. It decided my face just had to meet the table.

[In Person] onteamdyson September 26 2011, 04:33:14 UTC

Well couldn't your face meet the table a little more QUIETLY?! AUGH! [Now she has to get up and she is not happy about it. She rolls out of bed, pushes herself up, and stands-- AND THEN FALLS! Legs, how do they work? She hasn't used them in forever.]

BALLSUCKER! OW!

[Now she's crawling over to Connie and holding his face in her hands.] Aren't you supposed to heal super fast with your crazy vamp powers?

[In Person] bit_awuss September 26 2011, 04:37:13 UTC

No it fucking can't. That would mean that I'm actually quiet. I am openly admitting that I am loud as fuck. [Because denying that he's quiet at this point is moo-oh. Nice fall. 8.0]

Legs. How the fuck do those shits work?

And I think I stopped bleeding. My face just happens to be covered in blood. I'd clean it, but that requires knowing where I'm going. Being a vampire doesn't apparently give you decent fucking vision.

[In Person] onteamdyson September 26 2011, 04:44:41 UTC

Ugh. Let me do it. Clean first, find your stupid glasses second.

[She takes him by the hand and starts leading him toward the bathroom]

Sorry about the stupid glasses comment, they aren't stupid. I'm just sleep deprived. OH YES! I can PEE properly again!

[In Person] bit_awuss September 26 2011, 06:58:09 UTC

I'm not offended or anything. They're pretty fucking stupid for breaking on me. God, fuck me and my eyesight. Seriously.

You know what. Go to the bathroom first. I can fucking wait. [Jfc. He doesn't need to know your bathroom woes.]

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