♞ Equius Zahhak ♐ 2 HorsePOWER ♐ [Audio + Text] ♞
[The feed clicks on, followed by a brief stint of silence. Oh no, wait. That's just Equius breathing. And then him speaking quietly.]
...I have been given my second order. I will follow it precisely. Do you hear me, overlord?
...I am obeying.
[...That part was meant to be for Val only, but. Like Equius has time to filter things.]
D --> Attention residents
D --> I am low-b100ded scum, unfit to walk upon the face of the planet
D --> The vile sludge that creeps through my veins is more worthless than e%crement
D --> My e%istence is shamefoal, and every breath I take is wasted air
D --> I deserve to be spit on
D --> Beaten
D --> And most of all, humiliated
D --> I will gladly kiss the feet of every one of my superiors
D --> Which is every single one of you
D --> Although none of you will probably want me to do that
D --> As you will need to wipe the verminous residue of my lips from the soles of your boots afterward
D --> But the offer stands
D --> And I will oblige without question
D --> My lords and ladies
...I have been given my second order. I will follow it precisely. Do you hear me, overlord?
...I am obeying.
[...That part was meant to be for Val only, but. Like Equius has time to filter things.]
D --> Attention residents
D --> I am low-b100ded scum, unfit to walk upon the face of the planet
D --> The vile sludge that creeps through my veins is more worthless than e%crement
D --> My e%istence is shamefoal, and every breath I take is wasted air
D --> I deserve to be spit on
D --> Beaten
D --> And most of all, humiliated
D --> I will gladly kiss the feet of every one of my superiors
D --> Which is every single one of you
D --> Although none of you will probably want me to do that
D --> As you will need to wipe the verminous residue of my lips from the soles of your boots afterward
D --> But the offer stands
D --> And I will oblige without question
D --> My lords and ladies