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File 006 | Bucky Barnes [Video]

Jun 12, 2011 23:16

[Bucky's drunk. It's obvious the moment he turns on the video. There's a pile of empty bottles where he sits, at the base of the tree, so it's obvious this big guy with the high tolerance was TRYING to get drunk, though he likely hadn't intended to get THIS drunk. He's out in the biodome, a half-drank beer in his hand. His 'berry is propped up in ( Read more... )

bucky barnes, c: dick grayson

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[In person???] ALL OF DICK'S SOBS. notasidedick June 13 2011, 04:23:37 UTC

[He didn't even bother to make a video feed to tell him to stay there. He's just going to go straight to the Biodome to find the drunk bastard.]

Bucky, you're so god damn plastered right now. What the hell. How many bottles did you drink?!

[In person foreverrr] ALL OF BUCKY'S LOLS. bucky_cap June 13 2011, 04:34:04 UTC

[Bucky blinks at Dick for a few moments, before recognition lights in his eyes and he waves with the hand still holding half a beer.] Speak of the devil! Hey, pal!

...M'not plastered. No plaster. Had a lotta drinks though. Whoops.

OU GUAD. notasidedick June 13 2011, 04:36:59 UTC

[He raises an eyebrow. Bucky...wasn't talking about him earlier? What the hell.] Pal? Just yesterday you wanted everything to just be business. You're definitely smashed.

...No, not actual plaster. [Approaches him. THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND HE KNOWS IT.]

bucky_cap June 13 2011, 04:40:41 UTC

[Sorry, Dick, he kind of thinks you're someone else. You have the same hair and eye colors as Toro.] Pffft, what, business? No Nazis around, means no business. M'not smashed either, I haven't smashed into anything.

[He starts getting to his feet, a little wobbly, looking a lot... happier than he pretty much ever has at the facility.]

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redripoff June 13 2011, 04:37:09 UTC

Barnes, what the hell are you doing?

bucky_cap June 13 2011, 04:41:35 UTC

That's... BUCKY to you.

...I started thinkin' and it made me wanna drink.

redripoff June 13 2011, 04:48:08 UTC

[SIGH.] Thinking about what?

bucky_cap June 13 2011, 04:53:49 UTC

Thinkin' about... a lotta stuff. You don't get to tell me not to think 'bout shtuff. [His eyes narrow a bit.] No one doesh. Not anymore.

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NOW THAT I'M DONE FIGHTING WITH LJ artemisaim June 13 2011, 04:45:53 UTC

Well, this is charming. So much for being a responsible adult, huh Bucky? [She is so amused right now Bucky, you have no idea]

DID YOU PUNCH IT? bucky_cap June 13 2011, 04:55:18 UTC

...Mouthy teenagers. You... You have no respect for the right eldersh. You know Clint? Clint's a dumbass.

I DID. IN THE SNOUT. LIKE A SHARK. artemisaim June 13 2011, 05:04:56 UTC

Mhmm, so you've said. You've also said I'm a lot like him but I'm not going to touch that one right now. He's not the one sitting here drunk out of his mind and babbling about who knows what. That's you, Mr. Knows-Better-Than-Everyone.

GOOD FER YOU. CAP APPROVES. bucky_cap June 13 2011, 05:11:54 UTC

...You are just like him. Cept a girl. He's Hawkeye-with-a-dick-who-is-a-dick.

HEY. I was not babbling. I was telling you younguns a STORY.

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[permatext] undeadsidekick June 13 2011, 09:55:39 UTC

You find somebody to cut you off yet?

[permatext] bucky_cap June 13 2011, 18:43:04 UTC

noe don wana cut off

[Someone's not the best texter even when he's sober. Drunk? Forgettaboutit.]

undeadsidekick June 13 2011, 21:18:15 UTC

Too bad. Stop drinking or tell me where you are so I can make you.

bucky_cap June 13 2011, 21:24:43 UTC

bio... thingy. wit teh tree s. [He wanders a lot when he's drunk.]

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harry_b_dresden June 13 2011, 13:13:03 UTC

[Harry points a half-full bottle of beer at him]

S'a good shtory. Now ashk me 'bout ten foot tall man-goats. Thassa good story too.

bucky_cap June 13 2011, 18:45:28 UTC

Man-goatsh, huh? Don' think it beats punchin' Hitler, but go 'head, you done hit one of the few things I ain't sheen before. [Drunk stories? He likes drunk stories. Telling and hearing.]

harry_b_dresden June 13 2011, 19:00:40 UTC

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, man-goatsh. First one, he was real little. Like... four foot tall, tried to tackle me, an I chucked him into a wall. An he said 'my brother's bigger'n me!'

So I'm still on this case, right? An a couple hours later, 'nother one shows up. An' he was bigger, like the other guy said. Like a... minna-thingy. Goat head, though, an' hoofy legs, and big muscly arms, and I hat to knock him around with magic to beat 'im, an he says 'you're tough, but my brother's even bigger than me!'

And he was right. Wooooo, he was right. Third one was fifteen foot tall, big gnarly thing, pinned me to the ground like a little bug an then...

Then he asked me what kinda donut I wanted. See, problem with the translation, from their language to english, an' they were told to figure out what kinda donuts I liked, at any cost. [He grins]

bucky_cap June 13 2011, 19:20:26 UTC

[It might just be because he's sloshed, but Bucky can't help but laugh at that story. And it was nice, because he couldn't remember the last time he had laughed so loudly. Then again, there were lots of things he couldn't remember.] Pffft. That'sh... Oh man. Man goatsh eat donuts? You gotta be pullin' my leg, pal.

[Says he who just told a story about punching Hitler and an Atlantian in green man-panties.]