File 006 | Bucky Barnes [Video]
[Bucky's drunk. It's obvious the moment he turns on the video. There's a pile of empty bottles where he sits, at the base of the tree, so it's obvious this big guy with the high tolerance was TRYING to get drunk, though he likely hadn't intended to get THIS drunk. He's out in the biodome, a half-drank beer in his hand. His 'berry is propped up in front of him, and he stares into it, before announcing loudly.] Feed's SLOW today! So I'm gonna tell you fellas a shtory! I never... never told you guysh about the time I punched Hitler in his stupid face, did I?
It was early '45, think it was January or shomethin', I know it was 'fore I got blown up and losht an arm, and me and Cap and the Invadersh, we had them Ratzis on the run. Krauts were runnin' shcared fer their mamas, the sonsabitches. SO me and the Invadersh, we tracked down the Red Shkull and his buncha goonies, and Hitler himself, an' they had a giant Nazi death robot, see? Cap shtarts throwin' his shield around an' takes out the robot real easy, cause Nazis are dumbasses. So then we punched 'em all out cause, cause. Fuck Germany. An' they were terrified of Namor's scaly green man-panties.
...Seriously, you guysh. That was a terrifying sight. Leasht the rest of us wore pants. 'Cept Toro. But he got a pass cause he lit himself on fire a lot. And blew up tanks.
[His expression turns to a rather morose little pout as he glances down at his beer-sticky hand.] ...I miss those guysh.
[Yep. That's all for story time, folks.]
It was early '45, think it was January or shomethin', I know it was 'fore I got blown up and losht an arm, and me and Cap and the Invadersh, we had them Ratzis on the run. Krauts were runnin' shcared fer their mamas, the sonsabitches. SO me and the Invadersh, we tracked down the Red Shkull and his buncha goonies, and Hitler himself, an' they had a giant Nazi death robot, see? Cap shtarts throwin' his shield around an' takes out the robot real easy, cause Nazis are dumbasses. So then we punched 'em all out cause, cause. Fuck Germany. An' they were terrified of Namor's scaly green man-panties.
...Seriously, you guysh. That was a terrifying sight. Leasht the rest of us wore pants. 'Cept Toro. But he got a pass cause he lit himself on fire a lot. And blew up tanks.
[His expression turns to a rather morose little pout as he glances down at his beer-sticky hand.] ...I miss those guysh.
[Yep. That's all for story time, folks.]