[Damian Wayne || Video || Tenth Swing]

[thebat_brat]

[Alright fac, there comes a time in every man's stay here. Now is the time. Have a dead pan look.]

Does anyone have a-hair razor? [There it is. He’s looking a little scruffy around the ears, and that’s just not good for the vigilante lifestyle. (How did Dick “the mullet” Grayson, do it?)]

Hard to get the back with this. [He pulls up his other

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[Video]

[notasidedick]

[Did someone say Dick Grayson? Well here he is!]

Do you need help cutting your hair? I can come over and help. [Dick surely can make use of any sharp object as the best hair razor/scissor/sharp object. Bats techniques are special and should never be questioned.

Dick is trying to not laugh a little at the tattoo. Seriously. That is just distasteful.] It could have said something worst. Like Lil D. Or Baby Bird.

[Video] YOU'RE EMBARASSING AND HE HATES YOU. D8

[thebat_brat]

[They shouldn't ever be questioned. Ever. Bats know best!]

I can-- I can do it myself! I'm only looking for another tool to use. And I'd prefer not to have your hair cut.

Ttch.
It's stupid, but nothing to get worked up over.
[Yeah, that would have set him off. This just makes him roll his eyes.]

Re: [Video] I love you too. Forever and ever and ever. <3

[notasidedick]

[Bats always know what they're doing. Even when they have no idea what they're doing, they still know. That's how awesome they are.]

But you said you were having trouble with the back. I'm not Alfred, but I can surely cut your hair you know.

Hopefully it'll go away. As nice as gothic letters look, that's pretty distasteful.
[One wonders what they would tattoo on Dick. On second thought, probably not.]

[Video] MY LIFE. I AM THROWN INTO THE PIT-- MY HOPES ARE DASHED. (<3)

[thebat_brat]

You aren't Alfred-- And I've done it before. [Just looked... kinda choppy. Better to try and handle it with something else. He's being stubborn.]

Well get used to it-- this place is rather 'distasteful.'
I'm not a coloring book for them to draw on.

[one_eyed_zero]

[looks at the tattoo with a head tilt]

Cute? Freak.

[thebat_brat]

Ever hear of sarcasm? Learn it.

What did you get?

[one_eyed_zero]

[ears twitch some]

I don't have to tell you.

[thebat_brat]

Cute.

That was also sarcasm.
By the way.

[He notices the ears.]

[harry_b_dresden]

Nope. No need. I shave with fire. Like a real man. [Specifically one of the "cave" variety.]

[thebat_brat]

A hair razor.
A razor for cutting hair.

Not for your face.

[A dead pan glare.]

[harry_b_dresden]

Well excuse me then. I've found fire works fine for that, too. But I do know Landa has a straight razor. Other than that, I don't know anyone else who has shaving equipment.

[thebat_brat]

The nazi?

Ever set your head on fire?

[Video]

[justshutupraz]

I have some sisscors if you can't find a razor, lil Wayne. [Smiiirrkkk. Though she can't say shit, her hair is a scruffy mess.]

Re: [Video]

[thebat_brat]

If I could bor---

[UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH]

Oh, don't start.

[Video]

[justshutupraz]

[Oh the near cackling from her.]

Start what? [INNOCENCE, LOOK AT ALL DAT INNOCENCE.]

[Video]

[thebat_brat]

Not all of us could get fairly acceptable tattoos.

It's not my fault the interns have no taste.

[he makes sure his sleeves are back down]

[video]

[hesalreadyhere]

Just use a fucking knife, you pansy.

[In Person]

[thebat_brat]

....
[Stares at the video, then, says LOUDLY.]

You don't even have HAIR.

[Going to assume he's nearby.]

[In Person]

[hesalreadyhere]

Sometimes I do, dumbshit! Fucking experiments!

[yeah, okay, screaming through walls. Jack is awesome at this.]

[In Person]

[thebat_brat]

{PERFECT.]

Did you take the time to CUT YOUR HAIR when you were human?