[Damian Wayne || Video || Tenth Swing]

[thebat_brat]

[Alright fac, there comes a time in every man's stay here. Now is the time. Have a dead pan look.]

Does anyone have a-hair razor? [There it is. He’s looking a little scruffy around the ears, and that’s just not good for the vigilante lifestyle. (How did Dick “the mullet” Grayson, do it?)]

Hard to get the back with this. [He pulls up his other

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[harry_b_dresden]

Nope. No need. I shave with fire. Like a real man. [Specifically one of the "cave" variety.]

[thebat_brat]

A hair razor.
A razor for cutting hair.

Not for your face.

[A dead pan glare.]

[harry_b_dresden]

Well excuse me then. I've found fire works fine for that, too. But I do know Landa has a straight razor. Other than that, I don't know anyone else who has shaving equipment.

[thebat_brat]

The nazi?

Ever set your head on fire?

[harry_b_dresden]

That's the one! [grin]

[Harry leans in close] Don't tell anyone, but for ten years I've been building up an immunity to fire.

accidental puke icon? m'bad!

[thebat_brat]

Ah. So what happens when they try to ash you?

[harry_b_dresden]

It doesn't work! The oven explodes in an enormous fireball and I make a daring escape!

Or that's the plan, at least. [His look makes it clear he's joking]

[thebat_brat]

What happens when the plan backfires?

[See, he is robin. He can throw a pun in every now and then!]

[harry_b_dresden]

Then at least I go out in a blaze of glory.

[thebat_brat]

[Well. That took a turn downhill.]

Ttch.
'Glory?'

[harry_b_dresden]

Or at least a blaze. I was going for the pun. Actually, I've been seriously considering trying to tattoo a nasty surprise into myself, if they do decide to terminate me.a fire reactant ward, or something like that. I don't know...

[thebat_brat]

Oh. [He's not... that good at puns.]

Ttch. If you want to test it-- I'll offer my help with the lighter.
[:|]

[harry_b_dresden]

If anything, a successful "test" of that would leave us both dead. So I'll pass, thanks. I've seen tattooed wards before, the principle is sound even if I couldn't test it.

[thebat_brat]

So.
Do it then.

[Have a stupendously awkward silence, before his eyes narrow.]

...What do you want?

[harry_b_dresden]

What do I want? um. Nothing, really. Why?

[thebat_brat]

So.

Why are you talking to me?
You're one of Drake's 'friends?'