eridan ampora ♒ twwenty first text

[caligulasaqua]

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[prideofwisdom]

Not everyone is apologizing. And from what I managed to understand between your w's and v's, I agree with you and it really wasn't so bad. But everyone here usually makes bigger deals out of things than they should.

[caligulasaqua]

((ooc; assuming this is video? if it's text just let me know and you can assume this reply was text too. XD))

I know they do, and it's annoyin' as fuck. Humans are always makin' big deals out of everythin'

[prideofwisdom]

[Let's go with video then! Gives Stein more of a reason to ogle dem horns]

Yeah, we have a tendency to do that at the absolute worst times. I'm guessing you're from the same planet as that kid with the lisp? Does he look like you too?

[caligulasaqua]

You mean Sol? He looks nothin' like me, he's awful.

I guess he looks more like me than you do, though. I mean, he is a troll.

[prideofwisdom]

He never told me his name, so I suppose that's who I'm talking about. The one who talks in yellow with the 2's and ii's everywhere.

But that is more what I meant, you both being members of the same species would have probably been the shorter way to ask that question. I didn't realize you were aquatic.

[caligulasaqua]

Yeah, that's Sol. He's an idiot.

Well, of course I am. That's why I'm nothin' like him and why I'm way better than he is. Fef's the same, too, she's got purple blood just like me.

[prideofwisdom]

Ah, so he's not aquatic. And is your blood really purple? Where I'm from everyone has the same color of blood. It's a very pretty red, though, so I'm hardly complaining. I wouldn't mind seeing what color yours was though.

[caligulasaqua]

Of course my blood's purple, I wouldn't say it was if I didn't mean it. It's the same as my hair, and my cape. And my text too. It's awesome. And all sea dwellers have purple, that's how you can know he isn't a sea dweller. And that's why he sucks.

[prideofwisdom]

Fascinating~ But are you really superior solely because you can breathe underwater and he can't? Because that seems a little arbitrary.

[caligulasaqua]

It's not arbitrary, it's just how trolls are. We're stronger than them, too.

[prideofwisdom]

Why not just rush onto the land and eat them all then? Prove Darwin right, you can do it. [Stein's sort of. Not really believing Eridan at all.]

[caligulasaqua]

That'd be stupid. Some of 'em have those really annoyin' mind powers and shit, so you've gotta be a little more careful about it. They're pretty much all dead now anyway though so it doesn't matter any more.

[prideofwisdom]

Mind powers? So aquatic trolls are stronger, but land dwellers are psychics? Interesting society you have. Do you have bigger horns than them too?

[caligulasaqua]

Sometimes, I guess. Tav's are fuckin' huge, though.

[prideofwisdom]

Hm. What do his look like? I'll admit, I only know you and Sol and I don't even know what he looks like. Congrats, I suppose.

[caligulasaqua]

His name's Sollux, not Sol. That's just what I call him.

Tav's horns are... well, they're just huge. And wide. I don't see how he can even do anythin' like go through doors with them.